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The LISTS are in. Big Dreamin' Style

Monday, November 30, 2009

Alrighty peeps, I am back and rested and ready to comment, and spread snark, and blog baby!

It was a long break. I am apologizing now if I missed anything of epic importance. I had dragons to slay. O.k., so it was a turkey and a ham, and in-laws for the week/end, and Black Friday deals to snag(which was a sad showing this year). It was a lot. Gimme a break.

I am interrupting regularly scheduled programming aka Memoir Monday sponsored by Travis over at I like to Fish. I will be back with some silly story of my youth next week. But if you need to get your read on, go over and check out all the other stories.

So mini-me is obsessed ya'll.   We got Band Hero awhile back.  We got Band Hero because there are classics like Mr. Roboto, YMCA, Kung Fu Fighting, and more.  Kamden loves to sing.  He rarely ever plays guitar or drums, just give the boy the mic.  So there are several Taylor Swift songs on there too.  He sings them over and over.  It is EPIC!  He sang so much on Thanksgiving Day he was left with NO VOICE for most of Friday.  Poor kid.

So Thursday evening I requested THE LISTS.  What lists you ask?  The Christmas Lists of course.  C'mon ya'll keep up, there are only 25 days left.  So mini-me told a room full of people that he wants....wait for it....
TAYLOR SWIFT for Christmas.

How do you tell Santa that your kid wants a Pop Star for Christmas?

The other boys want normal stuff.  Ya know.  Video games, LEGOs, NERF guns. Normal.  Kenna wants normal stuff.  Music, clothes, Hello Kitty stuff.  Normal.  I want bling.  Normal.  Hubs wants Star Wars crap, geeky, but normal.

Sheesh...what am I gonna do with him?

So tell me peeps....any RIDICULOUS requests at your pads this year?  Apparently you can dream big.  And if Santa brings mini-me Taylor Swift for Christmas, I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO asking for Taylor Lautner to go with my BLING!

Hope everyone has a great rest of the day!

LOVE!  Mwah!

25 comments:

Shell said...

That's hilarious! Why not ask, right?

Nothing too impossible here, though last Chrstmas, my 4 year old asked Santa for a water gun...trying to find one of those in the middle of December in PA was impossible. We told him that it was too cold and that the Easter Bunny would bring it.

Noelle said...

my 12 year old said all he wants is a lap top.

bwaaahahahhahahaaaaaa!
bwaaaahahahahahahhahaha!

ahem. sorry. yeah, santa can do that. NOT.

bwaaahahahahahhahahaaa!

Confessions From A Working Mom said...

I guess one Taylor deserves another, right?

My husband wants a gun safe for Christmas... even though he doesn't own a gun (well, not one that he keeps in the house, just one that is kept at work). This makes me very afraid for what he'll be asking for come his birthday...

~Elizabeth
http://confessionsfromaworkingmom.blogspot.com

MaeRae said...

No super crazy but after I purchased a silver DS lite I was informed that my son told santa he wanted a red one....oh well.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Looks like you got yerself a Rayne Summers in training.

Good luck with that.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

My 9 year old wants an iPhone...Not happenin...my 5 year old wants the 9 year old to get a laptop so he can have her computer!

Amber said...

lol thats cute! Hey I'd go with the whole Taylor Swift in return for Lautner, in fact I believe that they would be considered a package deal. Make sure you request both Taylors. lol

Mass Hole Mommy said...

My 5 yr old asked for an iPod. Uh, ya, I don't think so. He doesn't even listen to music like that yet. LOL.

Conquer The Monkey said...

that is so cute, maybe you can write to oprah and get her to grant your son's wish for Taylor Swift :) :)

LiLu said...

Ahahahahaha! Well, she is adorable... ;-)

Secretia said...

My boyfriend wants a television 100 inches across. Too much money.

I offered to let him watch two tv's at once instead.

Secretia

Jessica said...

How funny. We had requests for laptops all the way around . . right!! . . and my youngest said she was asking Santa for the Jonas brothers to move in with us. ACK

Alex said...

Mine wanted $500. Cash. Me too, darling, me too.

Dual Mom said...

So cute. Poor little guy is going to have his dreams dashed big time this year, isn't he?

Mine want a cat. We have a mouse problem which I've been blogging about. I think it's hilarious that my 17 year old, 6'2 hulk of a son is more scared of mice than I am.

Glad you're back!

Nancy Campbell said...

Too funny. You know Taylor and Taylor are a couple.

My four year old has declared that he wants a mailbox from Santa. Weirdo.

Joy said...

Years ago when my youngest was around 5 she asked for "$400 and a case of chips."

Daffy said...

Hmmm...yes well... Santa and I made a bargain today actually. I will trade money (that he can spend on hunting camo because that's what Santa does in the off season) for any and all sexual favors he wants to check off my list :O)

I'll let you know how that works out...

Travis said...

Ahem.

He'll have to fight me for her.

I too wants me some naked Swift for Christmas.

I can totally say that now.

She's legal.

kys said...

My 9 yr. old wants an ipod touch and some kind of hacking machine. (?) Not to be outdone, the 7 yr. old asked for an iPhone.

blueviolet said...

My kids are older and thus the requests are boring and tame...like socks. :(

Carol said...

Dork wants an Ipod after he has broken two mp3 players in the past 6 months... time to get a job buddy!

And the boy has the balls to whine because he has to get a passport picture taken so I can haul him along on our trip to Jamaica in January. Santa is not coming this year, I'm Done!

Kristin said...

Lucky for me the dude is still working on mastering words, so no lists for a while. Ah ha

The Blue Zoo said...

My first born always comes up with some whacky Christmas list wishes. Like one year he wanted a robot that could tie shoes (and didnt do anything else), a doughnut maker, and I think one year he wanted a video game that changed according to his ideas.... He's an odd one! But at least he's creative.

gayle said...

My kids are older too so just getting a list is a wonderful thing!! Why do I have to beg??!!

Ed Adams said...

That's the same thing I put on my Christmas List.