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Class versus Trash

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Ok...remember awhile back when I doled out the douchebag award to J. Gosselin? (if not click the link)  Well, I think it's time to comment on the next person in the media to get my hackles up.  You know, a no talent, wanna-be-famous-I-will-do-anything-to-be-on-tv-whore that goes on every show and has something ridiculous to say.  But additionally I wanted to give a shout out at the same time because someone else has been extraordinarily classy this week.

Alrighty then, I am not a huge country music fan, not even close, but last night the hubs and I caught maybe the last thirty minutes or so of the CMA Awards.  Taylor Swift won both Female Vocalist of the Year and Entertainer of the Year.  HOLY SHIT, pretty cool accomplishment for 19.  So, upon accepting her award for Female Vocalist she thanked the entire audience(all of Nashville's royalty I assume) for not rushing the stage and taking the microphone.  Funny!  You go with your sweet little self Tay!  Then, when she won Entertainer of the Year, she was overcome with joy.  She called her entire band to the stage.  She thanked each and every one of the acts she opened for this year.  She was so gracious, and so overjoyed that my heart was full for her with pride.  She was the epitome of class and grace at the tender age of 19.

We also happened to catch her host SNL this past weekend.  SHE WAS FABULOUS.  First of all, I think she was in every single skit.  I don't remember the last time I saw the host in each skit.  Not only that, but she was the host and she was the musical guest.  BIG SHOES to fill.  She did better than most!  Her monologue was hilarious.  She was amazing in the skits and she performed well too!  I just think she is a really grown-up and classy little lady, who seems to have a great sense of humor and a good head on her shoulders.  Plus, she has to be pretty awesome if she has snagged herself one hunky-schmunky werewolf (for those of you living under a rock, she is dating Taylor Lautner who plays Jacob in Twilight and soon New Moon *swoon*).  Just sayin'.





NOW, onwards.  We go from classy (see above) to trashy (see below).
That's right folks.  Miss Carrie Effin Prejean.  She has been everywhere.  Whoring out her book to bash all those who called her the evil hooker whore that she is.  Oh poor pitiful me she claims.  I was kicked out of the pageant for speaking my beliefs.  OK, first of all, no one really gives two shits what someone in the MISS USA organization thinks about the world.  I promise.  We do not look to any of you for important issues.  Just sayin'.  Next, Perez Hilton, yeah um...also media attention whore.  No one listens to him either.  So, moving right along.  YOU signed a contract.  Now, I don't know if you can really read all the fine print, or if you were just too stoooooooopid to get what the fine print actually said but there is a morality clause in there.  It says things like, no NUDE photos, NO sex tapes, ya know, shit that might pop up and embarrass the likes of Donald Trump.  Really not sure how he isn't embarrassed about that sad pathetic excuse for hair on his head, but I digress.

So EHW(evil hooker whore) thinks that she was stripped of her crown for her comment about man + woman = marriage.  It couldn't have possibly been the nude photos + masturbation video = EHW?  Really?  I know that blond mop on your head is bleached not real.  There ain't no carpet matching drapes.  Oh wait, I'm sure you are probably as classy as The Britster and are the hairless variety in case you forget to wear your panties in public with a short skirt on.  So let me clear shit up for you Ms. Prejean.  You are TRASHY.  That is to say you have NO CLASS.  Blame it on being a teenager?  Hmmm....did you not hear about what happened in Pageantland back in the 80s.  Were you not cautioned about things coming back to haunt your ass?  Let me refresh your memory.  First black Miss America was Vanessa Williams.  Beautiful.  Angels sang.  SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHHHHHHHH.  Mr. Flint, gotta love that slimeball.  He whips out nude photos with another woman, when she was young and stupid and what 19, compliments of one trashy  HUSTLER.   Yeah, hence the reason for your "morality clause".  Not only are you trashy, you're an IDIOT!

I want to be sure I have this right.  Let's recap.  Masturbation video made by teenager(age 17).  OKAY and moral in her book.  NUDE (ok only boobies showing but still) photos.  OKAY and moral in her book.  Gay marriage, so NOT OKAY.  WTF?  Really?

So there you have it folks.  Classy vs. Trashy on this lovely Thursday.  Give me your best classy vs. trashy.

Love!

87 comments:

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I have never heard of that chick...man I gotta get off my computer!!

kys said...

She is def. trashy! I laughed my butt off (and that's a lot of laughing) when I heard about her nekkid pictures and video.

kys said...

She is def. trashy! I laughed my butt off (and that's a lot of laughing) when I heard about her nekkid pictures and video.

The Blue Zoo said...

I have never heard of this EHW before?? Where have I been? Under a rock?
Anywhow - it was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. =)

Ed Adams said...

HOLY SHIT THERE A VIDEO?!?!?!

I know what I'm searching for when I get home.

Thanks for bringing this important matter to my attention.

Erin M. said...

I didn't see SNL (I am lame and am often falling asleep as the opening skit comes on--I suck!), but I did hear about her gracious and funny speeches and I'm so thrilled for her. She deserves it all, especially after that Kanye shiggedy! And I didn't realize she was dating "Jacob," but I think it's funny Taylor is dating Taylor! LOL!

Meeko Fabulous said...

Oooh! I totally agree with you on this one! Go check out my post today! I think it's right up your alley! :)

Travis said...

I'm with Ed. I wanna see this video.

As for Taylor Swift, one day about 4 or 5 years ago, I was driving along and heard a song called "Tim McGraw." I've had sort of an inappropriate crush on her since then. She sings good music, and she doesn't show her vajay to the world.

Damn.

Tamara aka Cheapskate Mom said...

I too think taylor Swift is truly a great role model for young girls and I loved her on SNL too!

I was going to blog about this Carrie Premyteetharetoobigformymouth after seeing her on the View. Did you see that? Those ladies backed that biotch into a corner and she snarled and growled like a rabid pomeranian.

I think when she initially got attacked for giving her opinion that was not cool. I mean everyone is entitled to have an opinion and I am not going to judge her for that, regardless of what my beliefs are.

But the fact that she wrote a book (You know Ho can't write and had a ghost writer) and is trying to look like a victim is too much for me. She just needs to go away. I hope her book tanks and she gets the message.

Noelle said...

love taylor swift...

carrie who?! maybe she needs to join lindsey lohan and get on a boat bound for bermuda via the triangle...

Tater Tot Mom said...

Taylor Swift has more class in her baby toe than that fame whore Carrie. That girl should have got a brain job instead of a boob job. What an idiot!

Lisa E said...

taylor was so genuine. impressive.

dana said...

Okay. Remember that skater in the Olympics who had her husband bash the other skater in the knee? And Disney hired her to be their ambassador? And she was overheard saying something nasty about the Mouse? and got fired? Remember? What's their names.....uh.......

yeah. same thing.

Secretia said...

No one could have explained that better than you, Brandee! You are right to the point, which I have admiration for.

Secretia

Dual Mom said...

I have to admit I haven't heard of the ho' bag either. I love your posts Soooo funny...

Tawnia said...

I love this! I wanna play too:) Classy=Beyonce Trashy=Pamela Anderson. This is fun. Best game ever. Keep up the funny writing!
love Tawnia

The Peach Tart said...

Yes Carrie is a douche.

Daffy said...

Bwwaahaaaa! I wondered how long it would take to see a post about Ms. Doucher.... hahahahaaa!

I'm just sorry I missed the CMA awards. I do heart Taylor Swift

Moooooog35 said...

I would drink Carrie Prejeans bathwater.

True story.

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