This is my first time participating in the little movement LiLu started known as TMI Thursday. SO, if this isn't up to snuff, give me a break ok?
(Ok...so the link isn't working with the button. I don't know why. I saved the TMI picture after fighting with blogger for like a gazillion years. Those little fucking gnomes move my shit, screw up buttons and links. Anygarden, you get the effin general idea that this is a TMI post, and give LiLu her props and shit! Fuck! Who knew this would be so difficult.)
You are asking yourself why does this poster have a toilet paper sticker in the corner right? Well, I will tell you why my friends. It is relevant to this story, that's why.
This is my son Koopster. The child never can find his cell phone. NEVER. Every time we go shopping, and he wants to go look at Pokemon cards, or Bakugan, or toys, etc., I ask do you have your phone? Answer is always, "Oh, I forgot it." or "It needed to charge so I left it at home."
If you don't have your phone on you then you can't separate from the group. That's the dealio.
So, imagine my surprise this week. I am sitting on the couch, watching Tyler Florence on the Food Network. *swoon* I had just picked the childrens up from school. bbbbbbbrrrrrriinnnnng! bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrriiinnnnnngg!
Me: "Yes son. This is my phone."
Koop: "Uh...could you bring me some toilet paper?"
Me: "Where are you?"
Koop: "On the toilet in my bathroom."
Koop: "No. I'm making this up. YES! Really!"
Me: "And you took your phone in there?"
Me: "Guess that was a good thing huh?"
Me: "I'm kinda proud right now."
Koop: "Could you be proud after you bring me some toilet paper?"
Me: "Does it stink in there?"
Koop: "Yep! You might wanna hold your breath when you open the door and just throw it."
Me: "Did you at least turn on the fan?"
Koop: "Yeah, but it's pretty bad."
Me: "Ewww....do you have the Hershey sqirts?"
Koop: "No, it's just a really big dump."
Me: "That's nasty."
Koop: "Can you please bring me the toilet paper?"
Me: "Oh, yeah. Sorry."
The child never has his phone when I need him to have it. BUT, he definitely had it when he needed it!
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