The hubs will be guest posting soon! Well, that is to say, I will be blogging the words of The Hubs. Aren't ya'll excited? You should be, cause let me tell you, he has some of the best one liners...evah.
I think that I will go invest in some liquid truth aka Bacardi 151 this afternoon and get him all liquored up tonight(he is off tomorrow) so that you all can get the comedy stylings of one Mr. Think Tank Momma tomorrow.
Who wouldn't be excited about a rant from a man who gives me such comments as:
"Something in the milk ain't clean."
"What's really going on?" There is never anything going on when he asks.
"Sup homegrown chicken?"
"My wein. My Wein." This in reference to the male genitalia. This little gem is typically in public.
He's a real charmer too. He is romantic and suave, and dare I say debonair. I mean really, who could resist the sexiness that says thing like:
"Wanna put my weiner in your mouth?"
"Wanna play hide the sausage?"
"Can I put my thingy in your thingy?"
"I'd like to make a deposit." (If you don't get this one, you aren't mature enough to read my blog)
Or during that week when Hooha is closed for business cause the cleaning crew is sweeping out the uterus he reminds me "Your mouth ain't broke."
So prepare yourselves for tomorrow folks. If I know you personally, and you know Mr. Adrienzgirl, I apologize in advance for ruining your perfect image of him. The truth had to come out sometime. I am tired of ya'll thinking "how the hell did she end up with such a sweet, nice, classy guy?" Now ya'll know, he's just the same as me! Ha!