The hubs will be guest posting soon! Well, that is to say, I will be blogging the words of The Hubs. Aren't ya'll excited? You should be, cause let me tell you, he has some of the best one liners...evah.
I think that I will go invest in some liquid truth aka Bacardi 151 this afternoon and get him all liquored up tonight(he is off tomorrow) so that you all can get the comedy stylings of one Mr. Think Tank Momma tomorrow.
Who wouldn't be excited about a rant from a man who gives me such comments as:
"Something in the milk ain't clean."
"What's really going on?" There is never anything going on when he asks.
"Sup homegrown chicken?"
"My wein. My Wein." This in reference to the male genitalia. This little gem is typically in public.
He's a real charmer too. He is romantic and suave, and dare I say debonair. I mean really, who could resist the sexiness that says thing like:
"Wanna put my weiner in your mouth?"
"Wanna play hide the sausage?"
"Can I put my thingy in your thingy?"
"I'd like to make a deposit." (If you don't get this one, you aren't mature enough to read my blog)
Or during that week when Hooha is closed for business cause the cleaning crew is sweeping out the uterus he reminds me "Your mouth ain't broke."
So prepare yourselves for tomorrow folks. If I know you personally, and you know Mr. Adrienzgirl, I apologize in advance for ruining your perfect image of him. The truth had to come out sometime. I am tired of ya'll thinking "how the hell did she end up with such a sweet, nice, classy guy?" Now ya'll know, he's just the same as me! Ha!
14 comments:
I'm on pins and needles! I can't wait to read tomorrow's post!!! :)
I can't wait!! I keep asking hubby to do one, and he is too scared. But, his line is ya wanna make out. My answer is No.
Haaaa! Excellent... and I thought my Wiofe and I were the only ones with such playfully incorrect sexual banter...you're allllllright, my friend...you're allllllright...
You have a great blog. I connected through another blogger. The title of your site is great. Hub's as guest posters seems like a common thing that would be done... but this is my first time see it done.
Best regards
Sounds fun.
Should be Think Tank Dadda, though.
I am all atwitter with anticipation.
I could fix that, but I'll wait till tomorrow.
Ba ha ha ha "Your mouth ain't broke..." Hubs would never say it...just pleads with his eyes...and mummy does need new shoes...
@meeko - no need to make yourself a pin cushion ;)
@Lee - Get a pen and paper and just start writing down random stuff he says, then tell him this is the post unless you man up! :)
@Organic Meatbag - I love your blogger name! You are fabulous and welcome at my place anytime!
@Tom - come on by and stay awhile. Thanks for the compliments too!
@Ed - I am sure he will come up with his own name. He seems to fancy Manmeat51. WTF?
@Travis - If you touch it more than twice your just playing with it.
@Alex - A girl's gotta do, what a girl's gotta do for shoes!
Can't wait! Keep him close girl!
In WV they say "Sue-wave and Dee-boner" for suave and debonair.
(I'm from WV so I can say that. Plus it's true.)
Can't wait for the unplugged version of your Hub.
This will be worth waiting for. Give him a couple of shots first.
I can't wait and with an intro like that, I'll be expecting to fall on my ass laughing, again that is.
WTF?!? I left a comment but it didn't show up.
Mother F...
Anyway, what I THOUGHT I posted is that I hadn't even read the blog yet, but the name "Big Daddy Cain" is probably the best Pimp name of all time.
If I ever become a pimp, can I use it?
Oooh your hubs post is up but I have to get ready for work - and I am bummed because I want to read it! I will be back!!
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