How cool is that pic huh? New here at my place. WTF? Wednesday I am not sure if I will stick with this, but holy shit, it's a great idea right? I often have those weeks where everything is just WTF? worthy you know? So without further ado.
TIGER - WTF? We all love you. We all thought this is the real deal. Awesome golfer. Best ever. Awesome family man. Screeeeeeeeeeeech! Not so fast? WTF? I supported you. I even chastised my fellow bloggers for jumping to conclusions too early(sorry Cameron). And now they are coming out of the woodwork? Like someone turned on the lights and the little filthy roaches just scamper out and run! DAMNIT Tiger!
ABC - WTF? You preview a cool new awesome Christmas special. The kids are excited. The hubs is giddy like a school girl. I am freakin' stoked. Then you let it be preempted by The President? WTF? Not cool. You better play that shit again! My kids and the hubs are pissed! For real!
Victoria Secret - WTF? A $3M dollar bra? What. The. Fuck? Why? Just why? I mean sexy I get. Sparkly I get. But, I cannot ever get paying THREE MILLION DOLLARS for undergarments. Now, if someone were to say, bling out some fabulous shoes. That I get. You could put those bitches on. Strut around town, say, NYC. Watch as all the girls drooled, and gasped, and drooled, and sighed. You would hear "Hello luvahs...." and even hear the audible swooning. BUT a BRA? It's an undergarment for crying out loud!
NEWS Agencies - WTF? Chelsea Clinton getting engaged is HEADLINE News? Really? Really? Nobody cares. It's not like she was some cute kid we all fell in love with when her daddy was getting blown the the Oval Office. No! We were all like really? We gotta see the ugly brat again? C'mon now. Leave her alone and report the freakin' news!
Let's see, what else is stuck up in my craw this week? Hmmm.....still pissed at Tiger. He just released an apology on his website. FUCK! I follow his blog. I know right?
I received many an email wanting to know what the hell happened at Wal-Mart on Black Friday. So I will tell you.
WAL-MART - WTF? Every year I plot a course, a map if you will, via the ads from the paper on Thanksgiving. It's a ritual. I am anal retentive that way. (No comments from the peanut gallery necessary. Moog this means you.) Anypaper, I always go to Wal-Mart and Target. Usually there are 3-4 things at both places. Wal-Mart first. Get in line at 4am. Wait. 5am the feeding frenzy is unleashed and you fight with 10yr olds and beat up women with no teeth for the things you want. Right? So, this year, we went with certain things in mind, and get there only to find out that the doorbuster items that everyone is clamoring for have already been doled out. WTF? Are you kidding me? No! I do not jest about deals on Black Friday! Ever. It is like serious business my friends. SERIOUS! BUSINESS!
Well, that's just about enough for one day!
In happier news! Happy Hump Day!
34 comments:
If you were in line, WHO did they give your goodies to?????
and what's up with Tiger??? I guess i oughta read the news occasionally.
But hey, would you wear that bra if your breasts would look like that? I WOULD sista.
I agree about Tiger...seriously...WTF!! What's his blog...I wanna go!!
I am still trying to figure out that Tiger one....and how the heck do you wash a 3 million dollar bra?
Tiger: guess he wasn't lying when he said he was going out to work on his putz.
hey mama, no problem, I think everyone mis read my blog post in the first place, if you read closely i HAD said "i give tiger the benefit of the doubt" but was more asking a larger question about athletes in general, can they be faithful. check back to my comments, i got inside scoop from someone who works in the NFL. anyway, I am really sad about the tiger situation, it just would have been cool to have one athlete that really was a family man. just seems so disapointting. why do powerful men have such a hard time keeping it in their pants? you don't hear that about women who have the equal power. just a sad day, and I esp. feel for his wife and kids. it's sad for anyone, but he lives his life in public, so it's normal for the public to have a reaction.
agreed, WTF TIGER!
dude...so sad about tiger...i mean can't there be ONE celebrity with a shred of morals?!!? so so so sad. that dbag. and i can't believe you braved wal mart!!!!
I guess tiger shouldn't have drank so much cough syrup before trying to drive off for his booty call...ahhhh, guess he got his balls caught in a sandtrap this time, eh? *rimshot!*
Too funny!
That cartoon will be on next Wednesday. ;)
I was pissed b/c it made So You Think You Can Dance sort of rushed...but they actually cut off the President to get started at 8:30. I heart Fox.
The Pixar cartoon (and Charlie Brown Christmas) is rescheduled for December 8. I believe it's at 8 o'clock again.
I am devastated about the Tiger stuff. I really am. I thought he might be one of a few celebrities who deserved to be on a pedastal.
THANK YOU for not mentioning the stupid social climbers who are inundating my news channel here in DC.
So upset about Tiger and his apparent booty chasing. Sad indeed.
I am so excited to have found this place where WTF is real. Hey, I probably was one of those old ladies with no teeth you cold cocked to get the whatever.LMAO. You and this rowdy bunch is too much fun. I love reading ya. And TW, WTF, he has a pee pee don't he? I think once their wallets are bigger than their dicks they think they can do wateva. Too bad though, I would like to think that you could find someone for the youngin's to look up to. I agree, how would you wash that bra?
Carry on my dears, you're doin a great job. hehehehehehe Linda in New Mexico
Damn Damn Damn! You beat me to the Chelsea Clinton thing... I have material on that one.... ya snatch!
Oh well... I'm always a little behind the times anyway. I'm still posting it tomorrow. You better comment with some love!
I like the WTF Wednesday. Nice touch!
I always feel sad when a marriage bites the dust publicly. Oh, Tiger.
Also, I'm with you on the bra.
OMG! You read my mind! I too was ubber pissed off about not watching 'The Grinch Who Stole Christmas'...Got all stoked, got the kids stoked and was about to grab hubby by the balls to get him off the cmputer and down to the family area...Only to see a freaking Presidential Address about shit we ALREADY KNEW ABOUT.
What's going on with Tiger? I'm so out of touch...
The only way I'd pay $3 mill for that bra is if it came with the model.
Looks like Tiger was using his wood to sink his balls into too many holes.
Sorry, that's a shitty golf analogy.
I know i was so excited to see the movie and the fashion show and then i find out that they were bumped because of the prez. Oh well fashion show on later, Movie on next week
I don't know why people are shocked about Tiger Woods, he has the big shifty teeth of a cheater...
Yea even I don't know wtf that means?
Yay for WTF Wednesday!
first, i'd like to point out that i'd need a 3 million dollar BOOB JOB to have my boobs look that good in a 3 million dollar bra. hey...then i could be the six million dollar (wo)man!
tiger sounds like a real tiger, huh? who the fuck knew?!!!
hey, speaking of the wal-mart, if you ever get the chance, go check out www.peopleofwalmart.com (your comment about toothless women made me think of it.) it is HILARIOUS!
BTW, i love your wtf wednesday...keep it going!
We had to endure the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last night. (I really love my hubby! lol) I had to remind myself that Heidi Klum is not human to be able to look like that so soon after having her...what?....12th kid? Wench. ;) What was worse than the aneorexic models with perky breasts was the freakin' Black Eyed Peas. Gawd. Really? Not a great match for the event.
I was seriously pissed that my Christmas specials were rescheduled!! Damn ABC!
That bra is just ridiculous!
Who needs to read the news when you have Think Tank Momma feeding it to you straight-up!
LOVE IT!
still loving your WTF and love the panda...
Anywho...I posted a post it note about black friday and that is the one big reason why...WTF Walmart, how could you do that?
OMG what was the new Christmas special?? Totally missed that one and I would have loved to see something cool because my son made me sit through Santa Buddies...yeah, good old Norm from Cheers is Santa and it was so bad...there was off key singing and dogs saying things like, "Dude" the whole time. He loved it. I'm going to be about 100 feet from the television if he wants to see that again!
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger...Dude, don't leave messages on your mistresses voice mail that start off with "It's me, Tiger...." and then go on about your wife going through your phone. Oh and sending 300 text message...not bright either. Maybe she has some dress she saved too just like Monica Lewinsky did. Not bright at all, Tiger!
Ohhh I like WTF Wednesday...I may have to borrow this one. Who doesn't love ranting like a lunatic?
I would totally pay 3million for those shoes. Ok not really but hell they are good shoes.
The only thing I have to say about Tiger is what my Grandma said when asked if she thought Bill Clinton was guilty (back in the day): He's a man, isn't he?
I am LMFAO, your post is great and right on. I couldn't have said it better myself. I will be following your blog.
Karen
What did they do? Give them out to employees???
Do men never learn from other mens mistakes!??
Wal Mart///what$$$who did they give them out to??
Agreed, agreed, agreed. All around. I am totally in favor of your WTFs!
Chelsea getting married, is that why Hillary looks so awful this week, did you see her eyes?
looks like she's strung out real bad!
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