How cool is that pic huh? New here at my place. WTF? Wednesday I am not sure if I will stick with this, but holy shit, it's a great idea right? I often have those weeks where everything is just WTF? worthy you know? So without further ado.
TIGER - WTF? We all love you. We all thought this is the real deal. Awesome golfer. Best ever. Awesome family man. Screeeeeeeeeeeech! Not so fast? WTF? I supported you. I even chastised my fellow bloggers for jumping to conclusions too early(sorry Cameron). And now they are coming out of the woodwork? Like someone turned on the lights and the little filthy roaches just scamper out and run! DAMNIT Tiger!
ABC - WTF? You preview a cool new awesome Christmas special. The kids are excited. The hubs is giddy like a school girl. I am freakin' stoked. Then you let it be preempted by The President? WTF? Not cool. You better play that shit again! My kids and the hubs are pissed! For real!
Victoria Secret - WTF? A $3M dollar bra? What. The. Fuck? Why? Just why? I mean sexy I get. Sparkly I get. But, I cannot ever get paying THREE MILLION DOLLARS for undergarments. Now, if someone were to say, bling out some fabulous shoes. That I get. You could put those bitches on. Strut around town, say, NYC. Watch as all the girls drooled, and gasped, and drooled, and sighed. You would hear "Hello luvahs...." and even hear the audible swooning. BUT a BRA? It's an undergarment for crying out loud!
NEWS Agencies - WTF? Chelsea Clinton getting engaged is HEADLINE News? Really? Really? Nobody cares. It's not like she was some cute kid we all fell in love with when her daddy was getting blown the the Oval Office. No! We were all like really? We gotta see the ugly brat again? C'mon now. Leave her alone and report the freakin' news!
Let's see, what else is stuck up in my craw this week? Hmmm.....still pissed at Tiger. He just released an apology on his website. FUCK! I follow his blog. I know right?
I received many an email wanting to know what the hell happened at Wal-Mart on Black Friday. So I will tell you.
WAL-MART - WTF? Every year I plot a course, a map if you will, via the ads from the paper on Thanksgiving. It's a ritual. I am anal retentive that way. (No comments from the peanut gallery necessary. Moog this means you.) Anypaper, I always go to Wal-Mart and Target. Usually there are 3-4 things at both places. Wal-Mart first. Get in line at 4am. Wait. 5am the feeding frenzy is unleashed and you fight with 10yr olds and beat up women with no teeth for the things you want. Right? So, this year, we went with certain things in mind, and get there only to find out that the doorbuster items that everyone is clamoring for have already been doled out. WTF? Are you kidding me? No! I do not jest about deals on Black Friday! Ever. It is like serious business my friends. SERIOUS! BUSINESS!
Well, that's just about enough for one day!
In happier news! Happy Hump Day!