It's On Like Donkey Kong!

So everyone knows this economy BLOWS more than Monica Lewinsky.  Truly it does.  I have been unemployed for going on four months.  Bleh.  Looking for a job, daily.  To no avail. Bleh.  It appears my hubs is being adversely affected too.  Although, things may work out for the best on that front. *crossing fingers*

Anybrokechic, we have had nothing but troubles with the hubs rides since last freaking October.  His transmission blew up in his Honda Odessey.  It wasn't right when we purchased the fucking thing, but American Honda blows ass too, so they were like ZERO help.  We ended up paying four fucking thousand dollars to have a new one installed by the goat fuckers at Aamco.  Yeah, they didn't fix shit.  We took it back every few thousand miles and they would reset the computer that said, "HEY I AM NOT FUCKING FUNCTIONING PROPERLY!" and send us on our way.  They finally said, "Oh, sorry bout your bad luck, you are out of warranty.  We will help you no more!"  NEVER go THERE!  EVER!

So hubs has been driving his brother's company vehicle.  He bought a small SUV that he is working to get road ready(he drives like 1,000 miles a week).  So yesterday, the BIL needed his vehicle back.  That leaves my Jeep.  Yeah.  I know.  Sucks for me.  Since the dumb fuckers smart people at the school board decided that 2.3 miles is really 1.8 (not really sure how they measure, probably with their dicks) my children are in a walk zone.  That meant that come 7:30am this morning, Mommy and her fat ass had to WALK the boys to school!

That brings me to my post's title.  Last night, while reading my blogs, I read a very inspiring post by my friend Dual Mom.  I <3 her.  You should too.  I mean who wouldn't love someone with a fabulous red high heeled shoe for a profile pic? FABULOUS!  Anylove, the bitch, evil hooker, crazy whore, posts some move your ass, get healthy inspiring us to do better, blah, blah, blah.  Talking about how sexy and skinny she was when she was working out daily.  You can read her in her own words here.  THEN, she drops the gauntlet.  A   challenge if you will.  A FREAKIN' DOUBLE DOG DARE!  Oh, no you didn't!  She DID!  However, she did at least give us the holidays.

So being that Dual Mom and I are so alike.  I HATE TO LOSE!  Ask the hubs.  It's really bad.  I am so Type A ultra competitive that I don't even let my kids win.  EVER.  That's right, I'm that Mom.  So, in order to win, I at least gotta get to the point where walking the kids to school doesn't almost kill me.  So, there is a silver lining in the walking the boys to school thing.  But I figure getting in shape a little before the challenge, gives me a leg up right?  IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG DUAL MOM!  Mwah!  Love!

You can join in the fitness fun come January!  I will be ahead of you bitches, but hey, I TRIPLE DOG DARE your asses to beat me!