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Blog Orgy: Next Gen Social Networking

Friday, December 4, 2009

I love my bloggy buddies.  There are a couple of them, that are as C-R-A-Z-Y as me.  TravyG aka Travis of I like to Fish for example.  Love him.  He's funny, and he is like ridiculously addicted to technology.  AND I MEAN ADDICTED!  See he put together a group of us the chat up on Google Chat.  THEN, he decided since several of us have crackberries, that we could all chat via BB messenger.  He walked all the non technically savvy chics through downloading all this crap to make it work. 

This is the group:  The ULTRA Duckalicious and GLAMOROUS Daffy from BATCRAP CRAZY.  The Queen, that's what she calls herself, TripleH over at Headaches, Hotflashes & Hormones.  The absolutely HI-LAR-IOUS June Cleaver from 3! A Charm.

Wait, I am sensing a theme.  Travis, and four women.  He is building a harem.  WTF?  It's like that really bad movie with Richard Gere.  Dr. T and the Women.  Shit!  I may need to rethink this whole "sign me up" thing.   Way to go self!  Mouth is cashing checks your ass may not want to cash!  Not that my ass couldn't cash them, cause let's face it, I gotta enough ass back there to cover  what the USA owes China!  Fo' Real!

Anychat, the other day we were all goup chattin', cause we are cool like that.  And TravyG had thrown out on his blog that if others wanted to join to let him know.  And TravyG was tellin' his ladies that he was gonna add another couple of gals to the group.  We were all like, Yo! Can they handle us, we swear, and we are SO not politically correct, and we might scare peeps.

Hence, I give you our Chat:




Travis: Dude.

Travis: A Mormon?
Carol: Yep
 Lee: Daffy.......lmao
 Travis: Woo. I'll offend her in 13 seconds.
 Daffy: Lee? That was for u sister
 Brandee: Fuck off
 Carol: Yep
 Travis: Who's fucking off?
 Brandee: And she doesn't read me, someone else does 
 Daffy: Y'all r too much fun!


Daffy: Ain’t me :D

Carol: Ah. My bad too many msgs

Daffy: No panties to wad today I forgot 'em

Carol: :(

Lee: Natural food eater earth friendly cloth diaper wearing person

Carol: Lol

Brandee: Commando

Brandee: Sweet

Daffy: Til ya wet fart

Travis: HA!

Carol: Lmao

Travis: Oh that's nasty...

Lee: Tmi

Daffy: Love!

Travis: Ladies don't fart!

Lee: We pass the gas

Daffy: Of course not;;)

Carol: Ward would disagree

Carol: Toot

Brandee: Who you callin' lady?

Travis: Dang. I'm in here with a bunch of wild women.

Lee: I want to live with the cleavers

Travis: My poor mind.

Brandee: Me 2

Lee: Ward cracks me up

Carol: He has been itchy lately

Carol: Old man blahs

 Lee: Let's do a video...bloggers gone wild

Carol: I'm in

Lee: He's 50?

Brandee: Um....who would think this shit is funny but us?

Carol: Almost

Travis: Dang. Iffen there will be boobs, I'm in for production rights.

Carol: Boobs of course

Travis: I <3 boobs

Lee: Travis he can promote us

Travis: Damn right I will.

Brandee: Boobies

Travis: As long as promote means masturbate.

Lee: When he turns 50 enroll him in aarp that will scratch his itch

Daffy: Got none...I'll provide the ass shots

Travis: That ain't gonna fly with a Mormon in here.

Carol: TravyG and da Peeps

Brandee: She is not Mormon

Travis: Oh!

Travis: I thought someone said she was!

Lee: Mormon homeschooling cloth diaper wearing person

Daffy: Ha!

Brandee: Lee did, she ain't

Daffy: Zxjhdhjsawqer:akiuyegfa

Travis: Well, I've got her downloading the stuff to get in here.

Brandee: Daff you puking?

Lee: I am laughing

Daffy: Nope :D

Brandee: Doh!

Travis: Daffy, talk right or so help me next time you'll wait in the car!

Carol: Just have scroll back a bit for a trial run

Lee: Mormon

Travis: Ha!

Daffy: *giggling*

Brandee: WTF?

Daffy: Vaginal atrophy

Brandee: Lee is obsessed

Lee: She does wear cloth diapers

Daffy: Kooties

Carol: Trav you will need to dump the history or she will see this!!

Brandee: Possibly Possessed

Daffy: On her head

Travis: Listen, if we get to use Mormon, I'm using Jew. That's real.

Daffy: Shhh...Moses is speaking

Brandee: =))

Carol: Lmao!!!

Lee: Brandee I am laughing so hard I am crying

Travis: Who you callin Moses?

Daffy: Wipe the tears w/ a cloth diaper

Lee: Jew works for me cuz I am one YO

Daffy: Hoe

Brandee: This made my day

Daffy: Hum and a bottle of rum

Daffy: A pirates life for me

Brandee: Fuck I can't even see to type

Carol: Rum. I'm game

Lee: I have to use my depends not cloth

Travis: I'm so gonna get drunk this weekend and be on here.

Daffy: *snorting*

Daffy: I knew liquer would bring Carol back

Travis: Fuck pirates anyway. I'm a ninja.

Brandee: VODKA

Daffy: Liquor

Lee: Wiping my eyes

Travis: Lee is a ninja Jew.
Lee: This conVo needs to be a post

Daffy: Damn straight!

Daffy: Shotgun!

Brandee: Pirates and Ninja's

Lee: A bitchy snarky ninja jew
Travis: Dude. Ppl won't laugh. I tried that one time.

Travis: I posted a FB convo. Crickets.

Brandee: I am a Jack Mormon. Take that shit!

Lee: We will fuck the rest

Travis: I'm a ninja Southern Baptist.
Daffy: Wait!

Brandee: >=)

Daffy: Sex? Someone mention sex?
Lee: What's a jack Mormon? You are Mormon but drink jack?
Travis: I'm possibly the hardest to offend Baptist in the world.
Daffy: Captain Jack Sparrow!
Travis: Who’s having sex?
Daffy: I'm back in the convo now
Lee: Can't offend me either
Daffy: Ditto...I married the mob. Gotta have tick skin
Daffy: Thick

Brandee: I drink, smoke, had premarital sex. You know, kinda like a Catholic, without Mass and pedophiles
Daffy: Wood chipper can be sharp
Daffy: Bwaahaaa B!

Carol: HahahahahAaaaa
Lee: Home schooling breast feeding earth friendly shane lover person.
Daffy: Who doesn't shave their pits?

Brandee: Someone needs an exorcism
Travis: Dudes.

Carol: She will be shocked!!!

Travis: I found out how to save the conversation.
Daffy: She had one of those...Hence the happy pills
Carol: Yes
Lee: See, b, that's the kind of Mormon I like....oh and the ones with lots of wives. I dig those

Travis: This will be posted.

Carol: Biglove
Brandee: That's whack Lee
Daffy: Can u say whack to an Italian?
Brandee: She's a Jew.

Travis: Yeah, you just gotta make it sound Italian.

Daffy: Is that kosher

Daffy: I know...I just wondered

Travis: Daffy here is of the fratenzella.
Brandee: Bada boom

Daffy: Ah! Indiana? That's it

Brandee: Bada bing

Daffy: Bada bing
Daffy: B...wanna meet in the bathroom for a second?

Lee: B, she's Jewish???? For real?? No way!

Brandee: Scooped ya again

Brandee: I was talking about you Lee, keep up

Lee: She's Christian. Says so on her profile!

Travis: Your mom is Jewish.

Daffy: Damn I have to go to class

Lee: Ohhhh, yeah, I'm a Jew

Brandee: Meet you in the ladies room aftah class

Travis: Listen. Everyone loves Jesus.

Daffy: I a cannibal

Daffy: Whoot!

Lee: Both my parents are Jewish and all my husbands too

Carol: I need a smoke

Daffy: Cannon ball I mean

Daffy: You know...I roll and stuff

Carol: And its only wed

Travis: Smoking is bad!

Lee: Me too carol

Carol: Shut up

Daffy: What r ya? A puritan?

Daffy: Lol

Brandee: I gotta go get outta my pjs. Gotta do some errands
Carol: I know its bad but I crave
Lee: B, hope I haven't pissed u off. I am just kidding around.
Travis: You watch who you're tellin to shut up! I wield the might admin hammer!

Daffy: Love makes the world go round!
Carol: B
Daffy: See I'm even stuttering
Carol: Pj are good to shop in
Lee: I really don't like the dudes with lots of wives
Travis: \=D/

Travis: That's me dancing with my power.

Carol: Luv travyg

Brandee: Lee you aren't serious are you? I am not offended

Carol: <3
Daffy: What the world needs now...is looooove
Daffy: Sweet love
Carol: All u need is love
Lee: Okay so I am intrigued by them and their staying power
Travis: If anyone in here ever gets offended, you move that shit to a private chat. Thems the rules.
Daffy: Carol...I totally think we're being ignored
Carol: Yep
Travis: Naw...
Lee: I'm singing the dang song daffy
Carol: Smoke break?
Travis: I love Daff and Carol!
Brandee: Me 2 damnit

Carol: We your peeps:*

Daffy: <3
Lee: Hey! I'm new here but I'm old everywhere else!
Daffy: I'm the middle child...
Lee: Me too
Daffy: Sometimes I have attention issues
Carol: Me too

Travis: I'm the oldest!
Carol: Ditto
Lee: Me too

Travis: The sexiest...
Travis: The most loquacious...
Daffy: We're all middle children except the one with a penis?
Lee: Daff and I have the same birthday
Daffy: Whoa
Carol: Oh so are t ;)
Brandee: I am the oldest too
Brandee: I am THE epitome of Attention Whore
Daffy: ({})
Travis: I have a penis! *waves it proudly*
Daffy: I concede
Lee: I gotta do some more emails don't talk about me when I'm gone!
Brandee: Ok, no need to dick smack up in the bish
Daffy: Blondes have more fun
Daffy: Or so I hear


Sorry about the jacked up spacing.  Blogger Gnome fuckers are jacking my shit again!  If I ever catch those little bastards, I am putting them out to pasture! 


So, come on and join us if a.) you have a crackberry, and b.) you think you can swim with the big fishes!  Cause we are some crazy bitches! 


Love!  Mwah!

23 comments:

Daffy said...

Crrrraaazy! That's the way we roll! If they can't swim...well...they'll sink? See...not funny this morning. BUT I've reread this convo on EVERY post this morning laughed my guts out as though it were the first time - every time.

Love to you! Imma swishin my tail fins at ya *wink

Shell said...

I love it! Ya'll are crazy. :)

Organic Meatbag said...

Hehehehe... you are definitely crazy... alas I have no crackberry... and I'm wearing pants, so that takes all the fun out of everything...

Carol said...

Dearest TTM,
I find our crackberry conversations to be so enlightening. Perhaps some day we should share in a cocktail or martini, I understand mix a wicked one.

The joy I receive in reading these wonderful exchanges just makes me want to pee in my panties.

Love,
June

Travis said...

Whilst I have no panties to pee in, I do think that we are a hilarious bunch.

It's a shame y'all might figure out I'm building up a blog harem.

Damn. I gave it away, didn't I.

Ed Adams said...

I wish I had a BB.

Alas, I'll just have to keep leading a life.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

We are such the shit!! I didn't put up links...bad queen!!

Tater Tot Mom said...

You guys are hilarious...I only wish I was that funny.

Dual Mom said...

This makes me wanna buy a blackberry.

Jessica said...

You are all too funny!!

Noelle said...

that is an absolutely titillating (yes, i said it) conversation. seriously...i loved reading it...all five times. are you guys all slacking today? did you all decide to just post an old text conversation and run off and meet for margaritas while laughing your asses off? you have a public to entertain...you have certain responsibilities. you can't tease us this way. now, i want a funny, snarky, foul-mouthed post out of you soon or there will be a revolution! HA! wet fart THAT one, biotch!

BigSis said...

I have never wanted a blackberry as much as right now.

Secretia said...

I want to throw out all the laundry today instead of washing it.

Secretia

Secret Agent K said...

I'm pretty sure if I had a BB my son would be like totally wild and the boyfriend would look smoked out for lack of food and I'd prolly get fired and what have you so yea...

But I lol'd @ Ed's comment...Lots

Moooooog35 said...

I feel like I'm watching really bad porn.

I mean, it's okay cuz - let's face it - it's still porn.

Kate said...

Ah sadly I am BB-less.

Funny post

Kate x

Corrie Howe said...

You all were having too much fun. And then you have to go and bring your orgy onto the blogsphere. You all are brilliant in your social networking.

blueviolet said...

Was that conversation actually really fast paced and more like 5 minutes?

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Kelly said...

If the mormon was really an ex catholic turned baptist with a pot smoking hubby, beer making daddy, and likes the wine, I'd bet she could definitely handle ya'll.

Marybeth Poppins said...

Too funny! Thanks for stopping by my blog :) By the way I ADORE your book shelf!

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