Adios 2009! I am kicking you to the curb. Each and every shitty bit of you! Please don't take offense. You earned a proper jackass send off. Everything about 2009 sucked. Except my sweet family, they were great, but everything else? GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE! Buh-BYE! C-Ya! Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya!
Anykick, looking forward to something better, sweeter, more resolved in 2010. So what does everyone do this time of year? They make resolutions that let's face it, last about a week. I don't think I have ever made New Year's Resolutions before. Nope, not that I can remember. I mean I make goals, but I do that all the time anyway. And really? I am way to ADD to make a YEAR LONG GOAL. It would be ridiculous to think that I could even recall what my train of thought was a year later. PUH-LEEEEEZE!
But I have put some thought into this and I think I have some resolutions. GASP! WHA? Did she just say resolutionS? PLURAL? YEP SHE DID! Do not adjust your monitors. You did read that right. But before you all get your fancy pants, overall britches and pretty panties all bunched up....simmer down. Let me 'splain it ya!
Here is my list:
I resolve to not sweat the small stuff. (Not that my bitching about it will be any less, just not gonna sweat it. Apparently there will be enough of that(sweating) going on when I am being whipped into shape by The Dominatrix aka Dual Mom)
I resolve to correct asshats walking in the outdoor (cause really, that shit pisses me off, and if they can't read I will direct them to the nearest adult literacy center.)
I resolve to eat less and exercise more. (Cause Dual Mom is an evil hooker whore and is forcing this diet shit down my throat.)
I resolve to blog it with attitude and up the ante on a regular basis. (Shock and awe people, shock and awe)
I resolve to clean my house more. (Or get a job so I can hire someone to do it! Hey, I will be creating two jobs. Bonus! Just consider it me doing what I can to stimulate the economy!)
I resolve to produce a graduated adult and get her ass in college! (Love ya darling daughter but it's time for you to experience the great big WORLD. Good Luck with that!)
Well I must say, that is about all the resolving I can do for the moment. I may come up with more, but, for now, THAT IS ALL.
SO WELCOME 2010! Don't let me down!
Let's ring it in bitches!
30 comments:
Good riddance to 2009!!! What an F'D up year. I don't have any resolutions this year (yet) except to shed the weight, I've got too much junk in my trunk. LOL
Ha!
How does one fuck a year?
Do you get a yeargasm?
Happy New Year Tank! Be Safe!
Woohoo! I'm happy to be welcoming in a new year, too!
LmAo @ Ed....Yeargasm!
Sigh, well-I guess it has to get better, huh?
I said I would make it through the holidays and start eating right for once. After re-thinking that diet crap, I figure it's not for me. I've actually lost 5 lbs over the holidays just cutting out my Cokes, so that's good enough for me. I have a treadmill, so I might actually......OH WOW! Cookies! ! ! ! ! Yum! mm.
**wfut fuzz I swawyinn?**
Sounds like 2010 is going to be awesome!!
What was it with 2009? Almost everyone I know had a shitty, shiity year. Bad ju-ju man!
Here's to an awesome 2010!!!
I hope you have a wonderful new year! And yes, keep bringing that bloggy attitude..I love it!
Happy New Year!!
BOOYAH!!!
Off with yer head, 2009 ... good riddance!
Happy New Year to ya'!!
Bring on the shock and awe!!
That's a great list. I'm with you on the slimming down and exercising more! Not sure I can do that and stay calm enough to tackle the rest of your list though.
Happy New Year to you too!
I would think that resolution #1 and #2 contradict each other. *ducking quickly* I guess you can call me an asshat (not that I go in the out door or up the down stairs). I have been pondering how to go about this weight loss and exercise thing. Maybe while I eat my way through tonight I will think about it.
Happy New Year~!
Happy new year!
I've never done a resolution either. If I want to change something I do it during the year. If you say you'll change something simply for the sake of having a resolution, you won't follow through.
I've done research. On myself. Not much of a sample I know, but 100% of the participants had the same result.
We are going to get fit in 2010!!!
Love your list!!
I love the 2010 banner! You got mad skillz momma! You surely do!
Not sweating the small stuff is the best skill I've learned in adulthood. Seriously...that one is the shiz! Good stuff friend...good stuff!
Happy NYE to you and yours! Rock the drum solos ;o)
Whew...that is more than I have the energy to do this late in the year. Maybe next year, with better diet and exercise I can come up with more.
Cheers to that year being done and dusted, I was asleep by 10.30. Crappest year ever.
New Years Resolutions? None. I have no will power.
I will try to be more present, have more fun, make new friends and get a life.
Mwa! Happy New Year!
Here's to a kick ass 2010!! Let's make it the best year ever!
Amen to the end of '09! What a sucktastic year it was.
I hope 2010 brings you nothing but happiness!
Happy New Year!
Are you making RESOLUTIONS? Holy mother of God!
And BTW - IMHO 2009 can suck it!
If you're blogging, I'm happy. Thanks for resolving to make me smile each time I visit you.
not alot of love for '09 around the blogosphere!
Im with you!
bah! 2009 sucked. i'm with you...turn the frickin page and let's get on with it already!
Back to tell you that you have an award over on my blog.
I like what you have to say about the battle of the bulge. I'm fighting my own war and would like to join others waging the same war. Good luck and I guess I'll follow so I can see where your sassy and snarky attitude takes you. I LOVE IT! Speak your mind so I can cheer you on. I'm training myself to tone it down this year = (
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I need to not sweat the small stuff, too. But I don't know how. Maybe you can help me?!!?
I'm ready for a new year, too. Ready, set, GO!!!!!!!!!!
Happy New Year Tank! I agree that 2009 was total bullshit, but it can only get better eh? Thanks for hittin' me up and for the comments! Keep up the fiery attitude, lady! It's so sexy on ya!
and after you finish cleaning your house, please feel free to come over and tackle mine. i swear there isn't a corner that doesn't have a pile of shiz and some reproducing creature under it.
loving your blog, btw. new follower!
I can't wait to kick the crap out of 2010 with you all!
Lets get it.
If I cleaned my house that would be TOTAL shock and awe.
I hope you have a fantastic, skinny 2010!
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