Some of you know my buddy Ed over at Ed's Merry Pages. His blog is all decked out for the holidays. Anydecor, he is having a little procedure done tomorrow, and so, in honor of his loss, this post is dedicated to what he will be missing come tomorrow afternoon.
Make sure you go visit his page. Leave him some comment love, men need that sort of thing after this procedure. Babies! (Really, I don't know what the big deal is. I pushed three watermelons outta my hooha and all I got was grief for eighteen years at a clip. Oh, and my bladder doesn't work right anymore. Cough, laugh...change panties. Yeah, so again, not really sure what the hell a little snip snip is such a big deal for, but nevertheless, go spread the love.)
A conversation between Ed and his wife:
(This is totally a dramatization, and really for my amusement only.)
Liz: Ed, having a vasectomy is the most masculine thing you could do for me.
Ed: That's what you said about buying the minivan.
And a photo montage:
Hopefully Ed has good insurance...the bargain clinic looks like vasectomy FAIL!
Hopefully Ed's surgeon has a steady hand.....Yikes!
Badge for Ed to wear PROUDLY:
You totally only get this if you follow through Big Eddie!!
In case, Ed changes his mind, ALTERNATIVE:
Not really sure a zipper isn't just as scary....perhaps not an alternative.
Totally remembering a scene from There's Something About Mary
"Franks and Beans"
And finally and Ode to Ed's Lost Parts:
Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to the doc Ed goes
A snip, snip, a burn and tie, and then the doctor sows.
Next it's on the couch he lays
An ice pack on the jewels for days.
Six weeks will pass and off he'll go
And in a cup no sperm should show.
And when the count comes back as nil
The wife will finally seal the deal.
Ed will surely jump for glee,
For this is his Tale of the Vasectomy!
You are a good man
Charlie Brown! Ed! Good luck! Way to take one for the team!