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WTF? Wednesday

Wednesday, March 10, 2010


Happy Hump Day Smackers!

Well, happy happy, joy joy!  Ask and ye shall receive.  Remember Monday when I was complaining about no crackups or meltdowns?  Ha!  

Poor little child stars....their life is so tough.  Remember this?

Sweet Lindsey Lohan from The Parent Trap and her Disney Darling Days.

Insert Hollywood madness stage left.....
Wow...WTF?  Lindsey is suing E*Trade for the commercials with the babies.  Apparently babies aren't allowed to be named LindseyOr did you know that Lindsey is a name like Cher, or Madonna?  Are you freaking kidding me?  Smoke some more crack LiLo.  Oh, and truly you are not that famous.  Only Cher and Madonna can pull off that level of uber coolness.  Puhleeeeezzzee!

Oh, and Corey Haim died from OD.  What a waste.  

So...now on to the Wordless portion of WTF? Wednesday.  Just because I love you all!

There are no words....

OMG!  WTF?  WHY?
WTF? is that?

WTF?  were the makers of this thinking?

Nice...Hollywood Bootcamp for Kids.
Marketing FAIL

WTF?  Star Wars geeks never fail to impress!


Sweet Carolina...

I don't know folks...I just find the stuff.
Happy Wednesday!


LOVE!

47 comments:

Ian said...

Those poopy things look more like dildos than anything

June said...

You never cease to amaze me with your WTF Wed.

Lindsey is a loser.
Poopy-Time...are you fucking kidding me???

B-Dub said...

WTF if friggin right! I can see it now

"Can I please please please have some more condom Ice Cream? Pretty Please with a blow job on top"

linds said...

Guess I better hide all the jewels and close the off shore accounts. Wouldn't want LiLo to find out I'm a Lindsey too. Hey WAIT A MINUTE! I'm older than she is - so, I had it first. Uhhh, she owes me some royalties then right?

Me-Me King said...

Seriously? Poopy-Time Fun Shapes? Now, that's funny.

Viv said...

I had to google Corey Haim, and I'm still not sure who he is...BUT, I do know who Lindsey Lohan is, so that's something for her at least. Of course, now I know she's nuts too.

mama-face said...

LOL. So glad you answered my question before I had a chance to ask it. :)

Someone needs to get that girl I don't dare say the name of for fear of being sued some real friends and have them knock her down several notches. What a mess she is.

Daffy said...

Bad Duck! Bad Duck!

All the rest? Ummm....very disturbing...POOP SHAPES??? Well...guess that gives some credibilitiy to my duckbilled platypus post...of course I did that one all on my own. No shapers invovled....

Dual Mom said...

Yeah..the dude that designed the duck ride...definitely smoking a little too much of the ganja...

MJenks said...

Damn, that dog's got some huge tits.

Oh, and the poodle, too.

Momma Fargo said...

There are no words...only symbols...WTF?

Meeko Fabulous said...

And even then Madonna and Cher would have taken it as a compliment. Lindsay Lohan is a freakin' moron.

Nancy C said...

I've been meaning to tell you forever that Japan is one big WTF. When I was in Tokyo, they would have billboards with a picture of a horse on it and it would say, in English, "Embrace the Headstand."

Lost in Translation, for sure.

Dame Nuisance said...

Lindsey Lohan is a complete waste of oxygen as is her druggie father and her publicity-whore mother. Those two completely fucked a nice kid up and turned her into a serious milkaholic (milka-wha?).

Wow, overidentification with your pet is not healthy. But I bet I can guess what her favorite sex position is ...

I'm not sure the Dirty Girl wipes are an advertising fail ... they'd be perfect for streetwalkers and other hos ...

The duck was done by pervs and pedophiles. Someone should be shot.

A big thumbs up for the vanity plate - first decent one I've seen in a loooooonng time.

blueviolet said...

That duck is so deeply disturbing! Beyond the fact that somebody designed the pervy thing, another somebody thought it was a good idea to buy it and have children ride it. Sometimes the human race is so disappointing.

Lluvia said...

stupid lilo!!! i have yet to see a singer today to reach the same caliber as madonna!


lol @ the Donald duck pic
OMG!!!!

Michelle said...

You can get the Dirty Girl line at Target... they have a whole plethora of hilarious items & the products actually are good.

LiLo is one fucked up mess for sure. What a waste.

Quirkyloon said...

Is that poodle wannabe girl a Kardashian? She kinda looks like one.

As for LiLo, I feel sorry for her. I want to write her long letter telling her she can stop this insanity. I want to tell her that I still believe in her. And if she pays me 100K, I'll proclaim it to the world! I'll do it gladly.

Homesick Cajun said...

Good Lord...what in the hell happen to Lindsey in that picture? Smoke crack much girl??

Poopy time?? I just threw up in my mouth a little bit, thanks for sharing lol.

The poodles? Hey Poodle girl...your big ass wouldn't look good in that costume if you were a skinny bitch! Just stop the madness ho!

Dirty girl...where can I buy those? Hahaha...

Condom ice cream? Yeah...I just threw up in my mouth again. Thanks!

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Corey Haim died?? Wow...I am cracking up..or I would be if my face weren't frozen!!

MommyLovesStilettos said...

Lilo is such a pathetic mess.

Secretia said...

You come up wuth the most amazing things-pink poodle? dirty-girl wipes?

Secretia

Danielle said...

Where, where do you find this stuff. I have never seen anything like the stuff you find! :)

ASBLACKASOBAMA said...

She's suing ETrade for $100,000,000!!!!!

She's lost it.... If I name my next daughter Lindsay, is she going to sue me?

Seriously.... Remember when she was acting? She had talent and was thought of as one of the brightest up and coming stars.

I Think It's Interesting

Mad Woman said...

Who the hell comes up with those Poopy Time things?! That's scary stuff.

Poor LiLo. She used to have talent.

Connie K said...

Great WTF post ! you got me laughing girl have a wonderful day :)

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

I totally thought about you when I heard about Corey Haim. I was like there's her Hollywood gone wrong thing to talk about.

I stopped being self indulgent for a minute to think about you. See? I'm not as self centered as you would like to think. ;)

Jennifer G. said...

How the hell do you find this stuff? Truly you amaze me. No words.

Alison said...

OH thank you so much for the WTF laughs....you come up with some amazing pics

sarah @ i run with scissors said...

Where do you find this stuff? And how do I buy those dirty girl towelettes?

Trac~ said...

OMG these are too damned funny! I don't know where you come up with this stuff all the time! P.S. Glad you liked my wreaths - thanks for stopping by to say hello! ;O)

vinomom said...

Those poopy fun shapes aren't what I think they are, are they? They can't be.

Oh and the mama matching poodle one? WTF is right! Why? Great Stuff!

My Mercurial Nature said...

I heard the Lindsey thing on the radio this morning...and yes, my first thought was, "WTF? Is that for real?" And please, please, make that little girl get off of Donald Duck!

That One Mom said...

You. Amaze. Me. Always.

Ed said...

Where do you find these?

That Donald Duck is cracking me up.

Unknown Mami said...

Lindsey is crazy! I hope she doesn't sue me. She needs to get over herself and make some poopy time fun shapes.

WolfePartyOf5 said...

I love your WTF Wednesdays - they totally make Hump Day much better!!

Alicia said...

whoa whoa whoa....poodle girl with the giant tatas....WTF???? i'm still in shock over that one!!! but i love you mama b...i know i can always count on you for a good laugh!

Erin said...

I always know I can count on a good laugh when I come over here, esp. on Wednesdays (though I'm a day late)!!!

The woman in the poodle costume may win this round. Oh my. There are no words.

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Mammatalk said...

I have seen that poopy thing before. It's a joke, right? Right?

Tgoette said...

I own Poopy Time and the parties me and my friends have with it are epic! There's even a Poopy Time insert for pets too so they can get in on the dirty, stinky poop joy! Put it on your Christmas lists, folks, because there's no fun like Poopy fun!

Coming soon, Poopy Lip Gloss! Now with e.coli!

JoeyRes said...

That was a shockingly gross Wordless Wednesday. I think I'll have a party so I can serve Condom Ice Cream right alongside Poopie Pops. Where did you find this stuff?

PS. That was a rhetorical question. I don't want to know!

gayle said...

WTF is right!!!

Angelia said...

Ok, so I'm late again on the comments. I was sad about Corey Haim! I blogged about it. I keep expecting LiLo to be the next child start to OD. I'm still rolling over the stuffed pee and poo from last week. You friggin' crack me up!

The Blue Zoo said...

Oh holy hell!! That poopy thing is just freaky. I then had to spend 5 minutes on Google to see if that damn thing was real!!

prashant said...

Seriously? Poopy-Time Fun Shapes? Now, that's funny.

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