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Praying for a Crack Up or Down..

Monday, March 8, 2010

I am seriously disappointed as of late.  Hollywood is letting me down.  Politicians are letting me down.  Athletes got nothin'.  Everyone has been, well....boring.  It's MARCH.  There's been nothing.

The awards shows were, well....boring.  Even the Oscars last night.  While it's noteworthy that the first ever woman director won for directing and Best Picture, it was....well, less than dramatic.  Yeah Sandra Bullock sideswiped Meryl Streep all fabulous looking in that silver gown, and her speech was endearing.  So there again, nothing.  No...oops!  I was in the potty moments.

There's been nothing to blog about.  No EPIC douchebag moments.  Where the hell is Kanye?  Thank goodness we haven't had to deal with the ultimate douchecanoe,  Jon Gosselin.  BUT, his wife ex drama queen is going to grace us with her over sensationalized self on Dancing with the Stars.  Which just goes to prove that there are in fact, no STARS on that show.

Seriously ya'll, my WTF? Wednesday's have been reduced to pictorials.  Which I know you all love, but I want a new Britney.  Where's that trainwreck Lindsey Lohan?  When is Miley Cyrus gonna have her melt down?  Pfffftttt!

The Tiger drama has died down, he's out of rehab.  C'mon athletes.  Somebody step up to the plate and hit a FOUL BALL would ya?

I need some controversy!  Blog fodder please?  Someone?  Anyone?

Stupid celebrities.  One of them has to crack soon!

Let's take a poll.  Who do you want to see CRACK UP or DOWN and OUT?

31 comments:

Copyboy said...

Wow! I'm new to your blog! Really like your view on this F--- up world!!!

Ian said...

What a great post.

I say that you blog about me.

What say you?

Momma Fargo said...

LOL. The crackdowns are not interesting either...they go to jail or rehab. blah.

I say you talk about crack...butt crack and how it effects the world.

Quirkyloon said...

Whoa. Didn't you hear about Jon Gosselin's offer from Playgirl?

Google it. There's your blog fodder GF! And you can have it, cuz me?

I ain't touchin' it!

HA!

Michelle said...

LOL...The Kardashiens are due, arent they?

linds said...

OMG! It's true! I Googled it. Barf, gag - insert other puking narrative here.
And I quote "We'll give him an extra $10,000 per inch after four." Ummm, ewww...

Me-Me King said...

I agree, the Oscars was a BIG yawn. Oh well, there's always next year.

Laura said...

But, there was a Kanye moment last night by that red headed woman who ran up on stage! However, even that wasn't too exciting.

Homesick Cajun said...

Lol I agree with Laura...that red head stole that guys thunder! I'd like to see Pam Anderson crack up!

Hell I just heard Jamie Fox is dating the chick from clueless (the black girl...I think her name was Dionne)! They look cute together though!

What about Madonna or hell...her daugther is growing up too! It wont be long before we hear her partyin!

vinomom said...

I am so NOT a star watcher. I didn't even watch one second of the oscars last night. I was busy watching "The Messiest House in the Country 3" from Clean House. I love Neicy.

What about Jersey Shore or Real Housewives of whatever fucking city they are in now. They must have some sort of drama going on?

Nancy C said...

I know what you mean. And, please don't blog about Jon Gosselin's penis. Shudder.

What about the fact that one of the Jackson children had bought a stun gun online?

BigSis said...

I agree - we need a good crack up. We're long overdue.

Terry said...

I heard that about kate on Dancing with the Stars...not sure I'm interested in that.
I'll tell ya what...you come visit me for a week and i swear you'll have a years worth of blog fodder!!
No kidding....

drollgirl said...

I HEAR YA! total dullsville lately. b-o-r-i-n-g, just like my life! entertain us!!!

hmm. who will crack up next. well, if you watch celebrity rehab, it is rather horrifying (yet entertaining). i hate to say it, but i wouldn't be surprised if tom sizemore died soon. or ended up in prison.

blueviolet said...

You're right...but it's gonna happen!

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

well, I am slowly climbing up the famous ladder. (On my blog today)So I will do some weird shit you can write about. That's inevitable.

Ben Roethlisberger is finding himself in some hot water right now...

Dual Mom said...

I only watched the Oscars because my secret boyfriend was presenting. Then they go and pair him with f'ing Tina Fey and make him read from a terrible script. I was so angry.

And his wife? Really was it necessary for her to "match" her outfit to his tie. She should just go away already. That's who I want to see crack up...RDJ's wife.

I will burn in hell, I know.

Lluvia said...

lmao!!
you know, i was going to write a post about how pissed i am that kate is going to be in dancing w/ the stars!! i agree! sha ain't a f**** star!!!! uughh...!

ASBLACKASOBAMA said...

When will the Gosselin's go away? Don't they have something they can do other than going to Vegas or dancing? Hmmmm... What could they do....

Alison said...

you just need to start a nasty rumor about some reality show like Little People, Big World. Like they aren't really little people it is all special effects.
Ok that was as lame as the current lack of good Hollywood gossip

Mammatalk said...

I am sure there's some good drama around the corner....hang in there, little mamma!

Aunt Juicebox said...

Oh wait'll summer rolls around...I'm sure they're all just saving it up for warm weather.

Jewels Diva® said...

I agree, there's nothing to bitch about.

Maybe someone with an accent could have a barney, then we could take the piss out of them for not speaking english.

Penelope Cruz anyone?

Ed said...

Just pull out another BDC interview.

ScoMan said...

In Australia we have Brendan Fevola, a footballer who seems to find himself in plenty of trouble.

His old club traded him because he got drunk and carried on like a tool last year and before he even plays a game for his new club there's controversy about a picture he took of his mistress against her will which he started sending to other footballers. Now she's suing him.

And don't get me started on Andrew Lovett..

Maybe you just need to look internationally.

Alex said...

I know, I know it was all very tame.

Confess I did shed a tear when Sandra Bullocks hubs looked teary during her speech. Awwwwww.

Where was the freak outfit of the night? Boring, boring and some downright ugly. But still boring.

At least Aussie boy Sam Worthington chewed gum on stage, wore Payless shoes and said his suit was "by some bloke".

(My husband is home tomorrow and I'm excited)

Secretia said...

I think it would be fun to see some morning news show celebrities in spicy scandals :)

Secretia

Danielle said...

Hey, where did the biggest train wreck of all go? Paris Hilton.

ASBLACKASOBAMA said...

What about the whole hostile speech takeover during the Oscars.... Very Kanye-ish and pretty dramatic....

Anonymous said...

Hm hm.. that's very interessting but frankly i have a hard time visualizing it... wonder what others have to say..

T!nK said...

here's something for WTF wednesday... It's not celebrity related, but its still a WTF. There is currently a movement for parents who want to bring their children to bars with them. i shit you not.