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GWA Tuesday

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Think Tank Momma









It's Tuesday!
Therapy Day!
Thank those people, places and things that deserve an attitude adjustment.


Dear Stomach Flu,
Thank you so much for shedding those five pounds I put back on being off the proverbial wagon!  However, please show yourself to the door and do not infect my baby!
Mkay!
Thanks,
Still Woozy Stomached Momma


Dear Time Change,
Thank you for stealing an hour, I didn't need it anyway.  Not like I could use every spare minute of extra sleep I can get thanks to the Sandman who is obviously still hibernating for the winter.
Suck it!
Still Sleepy Momma

Dear Daily Vitamin Regime,
Thanks for giving me a false sense of security that I could fight off the gaboodles of sniffles, sneezes, coughs, aches, pukes, shits, fevers, and everyotherfuckingthing out there this season.  You just reminded me that there is no end to the lengths I need to go in public not to touch anything.
FUverymuch,
Tired of Being Sick this Year


Dear Plethora of Antibacterial Gels I carry (or as Kamden calls you OCD juice),
Thanks for falling down on the  job.  You let several slip past you this season.  Get it together or you will be replaced.
Disappointed,
Obsessed with Germs

Dear Sandman,
Don't think I don't know that the letters I wrote above really all boil down to the fact that my immune system is in the shitter thanks to your extended vacation.  You have been hoarding all that sleep dust for yourself long enough.  If you don't get back to work, I am reporting you to Mother Nature.  Cause everyone knows that she is Queen of all you magical whateverthehell you call yourselves.  And based on the winter we all just had....Imma say she is in a foul disposition. 
So don't say I didn't warn you.
Thanks,
Waiting for Sleepy Time




Well, there you have it folks.  Write your gratitude, add some attitude and link up!











27 comments:

Daffy said...

Can I just say DITTO? Is that cheating? We don't have the butt pukes in our house...yet...well, at least I don't.....gawd...I just jinxed myself, didn't I?!?

WAIT!

Don't answer that...I'm slowing backing away from the comment box....

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

YIKES on the stomach flu..and I have something that will help you sleep...shhhh, don't tell...don't want everyone knocking on my door ;)

June said...

Mother nature sure as hell better bring on a beautiful spring & summer. Last summer was flat-out cold!
And while she is working her magic, she ought to beat the shit out of Mr.Sandman!!

Quirkyloon said...

Ouch! Sorry to hear about the flu especially with a baby in the house! Ya-hikes!

Let's hope your venting gets that bug on out of you!

MommyLovesStilettos said...

The stupid time change is kicking my ass!

My Mercurial Nature said...

Please sign my name to the Time Change letter...because I'm pissed and don't have the energy!

Viv said...

The Sandman had better be worried, because I need you to pass on Mother Nature's number to me, okay?

Also, I'm guessing June is either a masochist or *not* a Floridian. But, I wish she was my new neighbor. Cold in summer? I could get used to that!

Angelia said...

I hear ya with the sick. I am back to work this week after being off last week with a nasty cough, can't breathe, can't sleep thing. Bleh.

Alison said...

Girl you have been having a seriously tough time with the sleep...may I suggest you get a babysitter and drink to the point of a black out

Meeko Fabulous said...

I hate losing that hour of sleep cause of DST, but I LOVE the extra hour or so of daylight at the end of my work day! :)

Sarah With Scissors said...

I totally could have written a GWA letter to my own viral cold...

Instead I'll write it this...

Dear Cold/Stomach Flue/Vitamin Regimine/Sandman,

What she said

Sarah

Nancy C said...

Oh sweetie, stomach bugs are the WORST! A mother at my kid's preschool came in sick and I was ready to kill her. Keep your sick ass HOME!

Nancy C said...

And that link sent my blog to a post it from 100 years ago. Here's the link I want it to go to.

http://npoj.blogspot.com/2010/03/house-hunters-drives-me-to-drink.html

Shell said...

Sleep, oh, glorious sleep, whereforart thou, sleep?

Holly said...

I will be forwarding the Mr. Sandman letter on to my own personal Mr. Sandman...but I have a feeling the response I will get is "Get off the computer." Mr. Sandman seems to think that is the problem because he doesn't hear the kids screaming in the wee hours.

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

i JUST read all about Mimi's pukies and now you, too?

Enough already.

But yeah, focus on those pesky pounds you lost!

prashant said...

Sorry to hear about the flu especially with a baby in the house! Ya-hikes!
data entry work from home

MindyMom said...

OCD juice - LOVE it!

Feel better soon. And if the sanndman ever visits, please send him my way!

Cameron said...

poor mama, you have been sick!!!! i'm so sorry! hang in there, feel better and chug Gatorade orange!!!

Mad Woman said...

Ugh I just got over the stomach flu. Two rounds of it. Not fun, so I get it. Hope you're starting to feel better. The sandman has been camping out down here and enjoying the sun. I'll send him back pronto!

Lluvia said...

uugghhhh! stupid time change and the flu!!!

drollgirl said...

i hope you are feeling better and that the baby is not getting sick! and that stupid time change. MADDENING!

Melanie's Randomness said...

Ohh feel better!!! Yeah vitamins can be great liars!

Dame Nuisance said...

So sorry to hear you're under the weather - stomach flu is the WORST!

Great GWA as always, Zgirl.

Powdered Toast Man said...

Sandman has been having an affair with The Tooth Fairy. The rumor is she is pregnant and wants to keep it.

gayle said...

Hope the little one doesn't get it and you all will be well soon!! It has been a sick winter!

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