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GWA Tuesday: Tastes like Chicken

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Think Tank Momma

It's Tuesday!
Ready to adjust some attitudes?
A little Gratitude in order?
Shall we begin?

Dear Sandman,
Thanks for skipping my house.  You could've dusted the baby lightly night after night, but I appreciate you giving us so much one on one time while everyone else is sleeping.  We have bonded.  So much so that if I put her down to sleep, she screams like a banshee.  So thanks!  Let me know when you'll be stopping by again.  Asshat!
Sincerely pissed,
Sleep deprived Momma

Dear Cat,
Thanks for reminding me that I am a dog person.  I tried to take care of you.  I let you stay here.  Granted this is a dog house, so you had to stay outside.  Sorry dude, I'm allergic AND the Chis were here first.  So I got you some food and a bowl and I fed you.  That wasn't enough for you though was it?  You decided you wanted to be inside like the cools kids dogs. After repeatedly throwing you out, over, and over, and over, and over you did not get the message.  I regret to inform you, that we will be making a trip.  There is a Chinese place right down the know what they say...."tastes like chicken".
Chihuahua Momma

Dear Prentender,
Thanks for not listening to me when I tried to show you the error of your ways.  I really was trying to save everyone a whole lot of grief.  Yet, you, yes you, the mighty all knowing were obviously right.  It couldn't possibly have been what I said it was.  So instead you got your panties in a wad.  Spun up all those around you.  Made everyone think that I was the bad guy, and now.....YOU HAVE EGG ON YOUR FACE.  Funny little predicament you find yourself in.  Do you still try to be all noble and keep spewing your madness, cause you might have to admit YOU were WRONG?  Or do you apologize?  Hmmm......
Either way...I win.  Thanks for playing.  Oh, and thanks for showing your true colors.
Taking the High Road

Dear Snarkler Bishes,
Thanks for getting together without me.  You ate, you drank, you were merry.  Without me.  Did I mention.... without MOI?
Still Pouting

Well, that's it Smackers!  Have a great Tuesday.  Write your attitude adjustments and link up!



MindyMom said...

The Sandman's been skippin my house a lot lately. In part I'm sure, thanks to who I'm thanking in my G with A post today!

Daffy said...

Ahh...sandman is on an effn vacay.....

Crow pie...its always SO much better to watch someone else eat it.

You were missed at Snarkler - That's real!

Melanie's Randomness said...

Yeah I don't know what's up with that sandman!! He's being a pain lately. Silly cat & oh I love hearing about people that get caught in their masquerade!!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen.

Are you really a Chordettes fan? Is that what this is REALLY about?

hee hee

singedwingangel said...

OH see I think the sandman went into hibernation with the winter... someone needs to pee in his flower garden, just sayin
Hey don't feel lonely I didn't get to snarkle either.. I was all alone in bloggy land... just me myself and I while they frolicked and played and drank and sang... *sniff I am so with you on this one... seriously

Ian said...

Oh how I love reading your blog when I need a laugh...and shit almighty I needed one this morning.

Asshat. I still like that one. It never gets old...kind of like ass-goblin or turd-burglar

Laura said...

Maybe you should try to bribe the Sandman...though that really never worked for me.

Sadly I didn't play along this week. Either I didn't get annoyed at anyone last week or I have blocked it all from my mind.

Busted Kate said...

I am jealous of the Snarkler trip too!

Asshat. Love it. Love you!

Viv said...

I am currently working on wooing a stray tabby that loves me...he just doesn't know it yet. Or rather, he hasn't decided if he loves me enough to deal with the kids, dogs, and other felines. He'll come around. I suck at making friends with people...but, animals usually come around to my charms. Speaking of which...time to pull his hamburger out of the oven to mix it in gravy. ;)

Anonymous said...

After spouting out some sunshine I came here and read this post. And was immediately disappointed in myself. It's so much more fun to be bad lol ;)

Dual Mom said...

Ok you can't seriously take the cat to a Chinese restaurant.

As for DARE they?

Nancy C said...

Kung Pao Former Pet. Delicious.

Danielle said...

Just FB friend requested you JIC you don't recognize. :)

Anonymous said...

Thank you Dear IRS for taking so much of our money again this year, and still wanting more. Maybe you can give to to the big banks, they need it for Bonuses!


Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

We can have our won super secret snarkler meetings.

And I am so IM'ing you right now. Curiosity always kills the cat that wont leave you alone, you know?

Meeko Fabulous said...

This is the third crying baby post I've read today. I'm playing serious catch up . . . Anywho, I've decided I'm not ready for kids. I laughed out loud at the Orange Chicken comment! I said that the other day too! LoL! :) How ya been homie?

Conquer The Monkey said...

ok, you know i love you, but i nearly cried reading your message to the cat, i hope you will be kind to the cat, they are so smart and just wnat to be loved :( i am a dog and cat person. i have to tell you i love my dog and he is so smart, but cats are even smarter. I'd take him if i could!!!

Hope you and the family are doing well with everything going on, sending you good thoughts....and please be nice to the kitty!

My Mercurial Nature said...

As one Chi Mom to another (and recent "I tried to be a cat owner and discovered I just can't do it" person!), I puffy heart your letter!

Noelle said...

Reading 'Dear Pretender' makes me want to know the rest of the story. :)

Confessions From A Working Mom said...

This is such a fun blog hop!!!

I've added this to Our Mommyhood :) Thanks for directing my attention to it!

Confessions From A Working Mom

drollgirl said...

oh dear. i think you are having an even better day than me! :)

sarah @ i run with scissors said...

I'm totally curious as to "Pretender" because I swear I think I know them. We were talking just the other day, I'm sure of it.

Love the Cat one too... I hear you, as I am also allergic to cats. I think cats secretly know that and seem to plot against us.

blueviolet said...

You're loving the mommy bit in spite of the lack of sleep, I'll bet! Snarkler for you next year?

Lluvia said...

yes thank the cryind baby for the permanent dark under my eyes!

Ed said...

Living in Florida, you miss out on everything.

Except sun and hurricanes.

Kristin said...

The Sandman told us to suck it too. Our lil' dude has a cold and sleeping is not so much happening.

Anonymous said...

Keep posting stuff like this i really like it

Corrie Howe said...

Oh, well. You know with the bliss of new babies comes the messiness of new sleep, no Snarky conventions.

But the baby will be grown before you know it and you'll be sorry you complained about missing sleep and fellow blog get togethers.

Okay, I don't believe it either, but it always sounds nice.

gayle said...

Oh those sleepless nights are so hard!! About time for more pictures!! :0