I asked, you answered. Apparently, WTF? stays. However, it has been a slow news week my friends. I do have a few things to warrant a solid WTF? cause let's face it, I like to bitch about whatever makes me unhappy. BTW - I found the pic I am using by Google(ing) WTF? For real, it's that easy kids.
I will not be issuing any WTF?'s on the following today: Tiger, The Sahali's, Tiger's Mother-in-Law, or any of the other over covered news stories this week. I am tired of it too folks!
Neilsen Ratings - WTF? I have bitched. I have complained. I have offered intelligent input. Hell, hire me for your fucking crack team of technologists, I could do better. Your ratings system? FAIL! Yeah, so I know you state you are covering all three viewing mediums, tv, computer and mobile device. But clearly, people are watching programming that keeps getting canceled. All based on your fucked up ratings system. It's not possible that EVERY PROGRAM I watch on network television has three viewers. I know that there are other people who like what I like. Stop trying to make me think my viewing pleasures are that freaking offbeat. WTF? Fix your shit Yo!
CBS - WTF? I love, love, love Alex O'Loughlin. Love him! He is like the freakin' hottest Aussie ever. Sizzling! I am still freaking bitter that you allowed the fucking writer's strike to kill Moonlight. All vampires considered. He was the hottest! (Edward fans? Step off! Robert Pattison doesn't. even. come. close.) We gathered in groups. Signed digital protest forms. We tried everything, and you heard our voices. Yet you waited until all the actors had other obligations and you canceled our show. Way to go morons. Fast forward. You clearly see the error of your ways. You employ Alex again, cause all the ladies love him. We are clearly not as excited about seeing our ULTRASEXY vampire as a genius doctor, but we will watch just to fantasize about him alone later. We watch. You canceled the show already? WTF? I hate you CBS.
(Ladies, really need I say more?)
Comcast - WTF? You are now buying NBC Universal? You can't get your cable programming to work efficiently. Now you are going to flush what's left of the once fabulous "must see TV" down the toilet? Great. I think I am going to quit watching anything that doesn't come on either FOX, HBO or SHOtime. Cause really, what's the point? Canceled. Canceled. Canceled. Here is my 2 cents: Leave Conan alone, I love him. And Seth Meyers? Should do the news. ALL OF IT. Morning. Noon. Night. Let Seth deliver me all my news. Just the way I like it. Seething with sarcasm and drenched with a wet dose of WTF?
Well my sweet peeps, that pretty much covers my WTF? Wednesday. Next week we will do a special holiday edition of WTF? Please feel free to take the logo from the top of the page. Do your own WTF? and let me know. I will add your links. If you all want I will try and add Mr. Linky.
As always, I leave you with Love! Happy Hump Day!
(NOTE: Because I received soooooo many requests, I will be posting the recipe for PeanutButter Balls tomorrow. Who loves you?)