I have seen your kind before in the stores, I know what you look like and damn woman, there is no way I am invading your space with that look on your face: "Back-off MF"
And 70 degrees is perfect. Although I feel ya on wanting a white Christmas every once in a while. I have learned to accept that its just never gonna happen!
Love the notes today! I'm totally with you on the shopping shit. I think I'm going to print your post it and just duct tape it to my forehead. Think that'll work?
Granted, the wolf boy is a cutie, but I feel like a pedophile saying it out loud... He's younger than kids I used to baby-sit. As a matter of fact, I think BFF's oldest is his age... Ew.
ok, I hear you on it being annoying when it's 80 and Christmas!!! that was the case when I was living back in LA too, and we are heading back to that. One bonus of living in NYC is the festive holiday weather!!!
Sadly I only got to see a little of Taylor Lautner on SNL before I fell asleep. The skit where the couple was announcing they were going to have the baby? Yep, dozed off right afterwards. Argh!
Love the new look! We live in Illinois and have had hardly any snow...didn't even put a hat on the little guy today. What's up with that? I dreaming of a white Christmas too!
ugh! i hear you on the personal space violation thing! and the YAMMERING in stores! why is everyone talking and screaming while shopping! i just want to tell them to SHUT UP!
I think I'm all done shopping til my 16 yr old announces she's down to a single bra, so we have to trek out in the freezing cold in search of some new ones. By the time I got home, I was P.O.'ed big time. I can't tell you how many times I almost got hit by some jerk who ran the red light (or 3 in a row, how nice is that?) or cut me off because they were in the wrong lane. Ugh.
The ONLY Christmas decorations we have this year (hey, we're in FLORIDA) was a wreath placed on our house by a well meaning neighbor. She did it while we were gone, then ran like hell.
Yup, Xmas (yes I write Xmas not Christmas who cares) shoppers beware, I am not in the mood. And children FYI I am serious, Santa is watching you. Clean up your damn room.
The Smack Talker
I'm a fast talkin', smack talkin', food lovin', recipe writin', ADHD sufferin', joke tellin', wit swappin', SNARKTASTIC mommy of five. I married Prince Charming who just so happens to be a Star Wars geek, and we are living happily ever after. I tend to over share, lose my cool and make rash generalizations. I'm teaching my kids to love everyone and appreciate all things. Did I mention I love FOOD?
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That video is crazy! Somebody is seriously bored.
I have seen your kind before in the stores, I know what you look like and damn woman, there is no way I am invading your space with that look on your face: "Back-off MF"
Really love the new digs!
Dear Dexter,
HOLY FUCKSHIT BEST ENDING EVER.
I got nothing.
At least you know I stopped by though.
I LOVE the new look.
Well yeah. It's easy when it's on MEDIUM.
Let's get that pinky finger involved, shall we?
HA! THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
I so wouldn't mess with the woman who threatens to cut me!
I love your layout!!!
And 70 degrees is perfect. Although I feel ya on wanting a white Christmas every once in a while. I have learned to accept that its just never gonna happen!
Love the new look! And if we ever go shopping together, people better watch themselves. They are officially warned!
And you know, I'd like to bake cookies on those abs of that hot wolf too!!!
OMG, "I will cut you". LMAO in the office ooops. That's exactly what I felt when I went shopping last weekend.
Jenna is friggin awesome isn't she?!?
Love the notes today! I'm totally with you on the shopping shit. I think I'm going to print your post it and just duct tape it to my forehead. Think that'll work?
Isnt that guy, like, 17 or somethign?
FOR SHAME, THINKTANKMOMMA!
(PS - I'd totally tap that)
oooooohhhh, Thanks for the eye candy! Maybe I can enlarge it and print it out.... Stick it up on my ceiling......Thats not too pervy is it?
LOL "I will cut you" lmao I hate shopping this time of year.
Love the haute new look!
Again with the balls. ;) Oh, and you really didn't have to make me jealous with the 80 degree thing. I say Christmas at your house!
I'll switch places with you, I would love 80 degrees right now.
Let me know how you get boys to clean their room.
I just stood behind a chick in a store who counted out 3.45 in pennies. I wanted to drive her face into the counter.
Also heart "I will cut you." Because I'm with you. I will. This bitch is making a shank for the next trip to Wal Mart.
Great notes! I like your new look! :) Will grab your button when I'm through reading my blog roll.
LOL I'm thinkin I might have to whip out my pocket knife I carry in my purse and do some threatening of my own!! love the new look btw!
Granted, the wolf boy is a cutie, but I feel like a pedophile saying it out loud... He's younger than kids I used to baby-sit. As a matter of fact, I think BFF's oldest is his age... Ew.
Love the new look! Love the video too! I feel ya on the fellow shoppers.
LOL....love the note to your boys! HAHA so fantastic! ;)
I'm okay with having a warm Christmas. I'm tired of snow.
Hubs would be so jealous to hear that you made pb balls.
MAYBE I will make some by Christmas...though I might hide them and eat them all by myself.
ok, I hear you on it being annoying when it's 80 and Christmas!!! that was the case when I was living back in LA too, and we are heading back to that. One bonus of living in NYC is the festive holiday weather!!!
Sadly I only got to see a little of Taylor Lautner on SNL before I fell asleep. The skit where the couple was announcing they were going to have the baby? Yep, dozed off right afterwards. Argh!
Sorry, didn't get past the wolf. Ah, Thank you!
Happy Holidays to you! Don't go cutting too many people or you will go on the naughty list.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the new background!
As always, you made me laugh! :)
woohoo! 80 degrees?! i need to relocate!!! it would be a day at the beach, for me!
Love the new look! We live in Illinois and have had hardly any snow...didn't even put a hat on the little guy today. What's up with that? I dreaming of a white Christmas too!
ugh! i hear you on the personal space violation thing! and the YAMMERING in stores! why is everyone talking and screaming while shopping! i just want to tell them to SHUT UP!
p.s. will be glad when holiday season is OVER. :(
I think I'm all done shopping til my 16 yr old announces she's down to a single bra, so we have to trek out in the freezing cold in search of some new ones. By the time I got home, I was P.O.'ed big time. I can't tell you how many times I almost got hit by some jerk who ran the red light (or 3 in a row, how nice is that?) or cut me off because they were in the wrong lane. Ugh.
omg, that light display is the best!!! Let us know what your hubs gives you as a reward for the cookies!
I'm getting a blog makeover within a few weeks too! I've had mine for a year and I'm sick of it. Yours looks terrific!
The ONLY Christmas decorations we have this year (hey, we're in FLORIDA) was a wreath placed on our house by a well meaning neighbor. She did it while we were gone, then ran like hell.
The Grinch
I know you're not lovin
80's yuck.
I use to use Santa to get my girls to clean their rooms. Rooms had to be done by the 23rd ...never were until the 24th.
The video is unbelievable.
I am right there with ya on the shopping thing (not in your personal space, of course...I have my own)!
I have been touched in more places by strangers this holiday season than I am comfortable with...and that's saying something!
Love the one to Santa hahaha. The kids one was good, Santa followed it up nicely.
Yup, Xmas (yes I write Xmas not Christmas who cares) shoppers beware, I am not in the mood. And children FYI I am serious, Santa is watching you. Clean up your damn room.
Wow just wow! Oh and I agree about the shoppers and personal space!
Kate xx
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