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Think BACON, loads and loads of BACON, or Roasted Pig

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

O.k....my faithful bunch of bloggy stalkers.  Most of you already follow my buddy Travis over at I Like to Fish but for those of you who don't, go check him out today.  We had a bonfire, we roasted a pig, and we had some fun in honor of Travis' 100th Blog Post.


My HERO in blogland with the grown-up blog, that has a real following, not like my poor pathetic excuse for a following(not that I don't love you all, I do, I'm just saying, she is REALLY popular, where I just pretend to be popular and try to fit in, and if you don't believe me just read all the comments Ed left about me) Cheesecake over at Mad Boastings of a Cheapskate Mom even made a special button for the occasion and everything.  She is so cool.... *swoon* I think I have a girl crush on her!  Shh.....it's our little secret.

 

I wrote a poem for the Roast, that was pretty darn creative, if I do say so myself.  But, of course, I was upstaged by Ed, and all the other "cool" kids.

Notice:  If you are dull, boring, vapid, and simply lack a sense of humor do not visit the aforementioned Roast.  If you are faint of heart, a prude, dislike four letter words, or are in any way shape or form offended easily perhaps you should not visit Travis either.  Actually, if any of those last several things describe you, why exactly do you follow me?

I am easily persuaded to write poetry for others.  All Travis had to do was ask, however, there was a promise of awards, and what can I say, I will do anything to fit in with the cool kids with the awesome blogs.  Check out my Awesome Award of Awesomeness!

 

Thanks TRAVIS!  Love!


Anyshakes, make sure if you didn't already check out my Memoir Monday post you do and leave some love.  I need it after all the mean stuff Ed said about me today.  I mean Travis asked, but all I did was agree to participate.  He(Travis) has thick skin, me, I have fragile girlie-girl sensibilities.  I have feelings.  I can't take it.  *pout* *stomp foot* *sniff* *tears* *huff* *puff* *more tears*

(Rolling on floor laughing that you were actually buying that  load of steaming horse shit) 


That is all!

15 comments:

Travis said...

You ma'am, are a peach. I would totally eat you like one if I wasn't married. That's real.

Too much?

Naw.

Whatever blows your skirt up.

Ha!

Ed said...

Glad to see you still got that mad love for me!

I knew you could take it. (TWHS)

Anonymous said...

What the hell does TWHS mean? Is that ALL government people do? Live in a world of acronyms?

Great props to Travis' roast today - and I totally heart you my friend. I happen to think you are super funny and love that you found me so I could find you. You have MAD POETRY SKILLS and I would love it if you someday wrote one about me. I wouldn't even care if you used four letter words!

Dirty Harry looks SO GOOD on your blog!

daffy said...

Don't know why the hell that posted as a GUEST.. I most certainly am not! I am a REGULAR... if anything, THAT's what it should have said....

adrienzgirl said...

Awww...thanks babe. As always I am here to amuse!

Make sure you give me credit when you use my comment! ;)

adrienzgirl said...

I still love you, but you got some ass kissing to do! Ricky Ricardo in trouble kind of ass kissing, being that you nicknamed me Lucy and all.

And I can so take whatever you got, PITY, GRUDGE or otherwise! :D

and...WTF? What's with all the acronyms? TWHS?

adrienzgirl said...

Daffy girl, I have laughed today so hard my sides hurt. Ed is one of the gov't types who likes to use his abbreviations to try and make the rest of us feel stupid, so he can feel better about himself. Tsk...tsk...tsk...

I will write a poem for you if you want, afterall, you did give me TWO awards!

And...seriously, Dirty Harry does look good on me huh? I don't know what all those people who think that Chuck Norris is the shiz are smokin'...but Dirty Harry would SO blow his ass away!

adrienzgirl said...

Are you regular cause I suggested that you try Activia the other day? If so, your welcome. I always did like Jame Lee Curtis, but I gotta say, she's getting old. DAMN!

And yes babe, I heart you too, and I am proud you follow me! Just remember, like I always tell my hubby, I stalked you first!

Amy Gray Light said...

Ah, I love a good roast and rant! I will swing by T's. Stopped over from BH&M--come visit me.....

Amy Gray Light said...

oops -- hell: Iwonderwye.blogspot.com

Sorry...

adrienzgirl said...

Thanks for stopping by, you are welcome back anytime!

Travis said...

GIRLS DON'T POOP!

TWSS=That's what HE said.

Ed said...

TWSS=That's What She Said

TWIS=That's What I Said

TWHS=That's What He Said

Tamara aka Cheapskate Mom said...

Ok so I am so ghetto when it comes to the music I like and I have XM & there is a song I love called Ice Cream Paint Job (check it out on You Tube if you like) The main lyric is:

Cream on the inside
Clean on the outside
Cream on the inside
Clean on the outside
Ice, ice cream, Ice cream paint job

hehehe

adrienzgirl said...

I can just see you dancing with some of the stripper moves you learnt, while riding down the road in a grape jelly ride all tight and thumpin'!

ROFLMAO...........