Ahhh......you hear that? That is silence baby! The children went to school. The dogs are still sleeping. I walked back to their kennels and they just looked up at me like "Yeah right! There is no way we are going outside right now!" So....I let them go back to sleep(the dogs people, not the children! Geez!).
I was really stoked about my morning. I was going to take the boys to school. Come home, make some breakfast(for myself, I did feed the children, cereal, Duh!). Take a nice long HOT bath, and enjoy my nice quiet empty house.
Then as we scurried about to get ready for school, we go to brush teeth this morning and guess what? THE PIPES ARE FROZEN! That's right. We have no water this morning! It's that cold in FL. Look, I know you all are saying "She is never happy, just last week she was begging for some snow." Ok, look. I wanted a WHITE Christmas. I still wouldn't mind seeing some white stuff. BUT, we just get this frigid cold and nothing to go with it. That SUCKS.
It's like getting all hot and bothered on a date and then getting to the door and not even so much as a good night peck on the cheek! Mother Nature is a tease. Now I know that my buddies Daff and Erin are saying SHE (Mama Nature) is a dirty whore right about now, not a tease. I know you girls are feeling a little more than a tit bit nipply!
But, girls, I HAVE NO WATER. It won't be above freezing for hours. So, if anybody needs me.......I will be sitting in the silence, with no water, unable to bathe, brush teeth, or make coffee. So my day of bliss.....
EVEN people in CALIFORNIA are cold. Like my buddy Meeko. He is so cold he has to wear his Monkey Slippers to work. (I may have made that part up, but go see him. Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO, he's funny. AND I, yes THINK TANK MOMMA will win some Starbuck's! Just think, then when the water freezes again I can just go use my pretty little gift card from Meeko!)