10 Things I Hate About You was very therapeutic last time.
I thought I would do it again.
Politically Incorrect Edition
1.) I hate other people's children. Oh, don't give me that look over your glasses. I said this was so NOT the "PC" version. Plus, you know you do too. You go to the store, there are kids screaming. You go to the movies, kids screaming. You go out to dinner, with your sweetheart, for a quiet night, and there are kids screaming. I have my own. I don't have to like yours.
2.) I hate it when you go to the movies, sit down and the people next to you are talking through the whole movie. I don't give a crap if it is your "culture". Shut the eff up already. It cost me a small fortune to come here with my children. Yes, because I have five of them. SO....if you want to talk, wait for the freaking DVD and do it in your home.
3.) I hate teenagers. Yes, I realize that I was one. I was the lowest form of life on the planet at one time. I was a shithead. I'm not anymore. I hate them. All of them.
4.) I hate pretentious Moms who pretend their children are perfect. Um....good luck with that. Nobody believes you or your children are perfect. Tell those lies in your Mommy group. They won't bother me there because I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those groups.
5.) I hate it when fast food restaurants pretend to "go green" and only give you napkins in the drive-thru when you remember to ask for them. ASSHATS! Yes, because not giving me napkins will make up for the Styrofoam boxes that you packaged my food in. Just give me my damn napkins. I will plant a freaking tree!
6.) I hate laundry. Please make disposable clothes already. So not a green mantra, but oh so true!
7.) I hate old people driving. Make them take a test after a certain age already! They can't see. If they can't see, they can't freaking drive. I am sure giving up your freedom is a bitch, but at least the roads will be safer and faster! Why do they drive so freaking slow? Like they have all the time in the world. Hey! You don't have much time left, get your ass in gear would ya?
8.) I hate when the little Vietnamese chics at the nail place talk in their native tongue while giving pedicures. You know they are talking about you!
9.) I hate that more things aren't open 24 hours. I don't like daytime hours. I'm a night person. I know there are more people like me. Quit making us feel like freaks already.
10.) and I know that it is UNAmerican, but I hate KETCHUP!
Alright Smackers...tell me what do you hate. Keep it Politically Incorrect will ya?