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10 Thing Tuesday: The Politically Incorrect Edition

Tuesday, June 22, 2010


10 Things I Hate About You was very therapeutic last time.

I thought I would do it again.

Politically Incorrect Edition

1.)  I hate other people's children.  Oh, don't give me that look over your glasses.  I said this was so NOT the "PC" version.  Plus, you know you do too.  You go to the store, there are kids screaming.  You go to the movies, kids screaming.  You go out to dinner, with your sweetheart, for a quiet night, and there are kids screaming.  I have my own.  I don't have to like yours.


2.)  I hate it when you go to the movies, sit down and the people next to you are talking through the whole movie.  I don't give a crap if it is your "culture".  Shut the eff up already.  It cost me a small fortune to come here with my children.  Yes, because I have five of them.  SO....if you want to talk, wait for the freaking DVD and do it in your home.


3.)  I hate teenagers.  Yes, I realize that I was one.  I was the lowest form of life on the planet at one time.  I was a shithead.  I'm not anymore.  I hate them.  All of them.


4.)  I hate pretentious Moms who pretend their children are perfect.  Um....good luck with that.  Nobody believes you or your children are perfect.  Tell those lies in your Mommy group.  They won't bother me there because I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those groups.


5.)  I hate it when fast food restaurants pretend to "go green" and only give you napkins in the drive-thru when you remember to ask for them.  ASSHATS!  Yes, because not giving me napkins will make up for the Styrofoam boxes that you packaged my food in.  Just give me my damn napkins.  I will plant a freaking tree!


6.)  I hate laundry.  Please make disposable clothes already.  So not a green mantra, but oh so true!


7.)  I hate old people driving.  Make them take a test after a certain age already!  They can't see.  If they can't see, they can't freaking drive.  I am sure giving up your freedom is a bitch, but at least the roads will be safer and faster!  Why do they drive so freaking slow?  Like they have all the time in the world.  Hey!  You don't have much time left, get your ass in gear would ya?


8.)  I hate when the little Vietnamese chics at the nail place talk in their native tongue while giving pedicures.  You know they are talking about you!

9.)  I hate that more things aren't open 24 hours.  I don't like daytime hours.  I'm a night person.  I know there are more people like me.  Quit making us feel like freaks already.


10.)  and I know that it is UNAmerican, but I hate KETCHUP!

Alright Smackers...tell me what do you hate.  Keep it Politically Incorrect will ya?
Love!

28 comments:

Yankee Girl said...

Last time I was at the movies I heard all about Tommy and Desiree's love life. Eventually I turned around and yelled at the teenage girls who were talking about Tommy and Desiree and said "I do not f-ing care about Tommy and Desiree and neither does anyone else in this theater so shut the hell up." People cheered for me. And then they were quiet.

Ed said...

This is probably one of my favorite posts of yours.

Good Job Tank.

Quirkyloon said...

Hear, hear!

Excellent list.

I hate that I can't be invisible and spy on others. Just sometimes. *grin*

Cali Ann said...

I'm usually a lurker, but man. I agree with everything on that list! My husband looks at me like I've just grown horns, but I detest other people's kids. I shop, watch movies, and visit restaurants as late as I possibly can to avoid them.

It's nice to know I'm not alone!

Amanda said...

I hate people who claim they don't need deoderant cuz they don't smell. Yes....yes you do. Please spare the rest of us from having to vomit from your smell and wear it. You might not smell how bad it is but that means you're used to stinking.

Buffee said...

I'll trade you my musTARD for your ketchup! :)

Hey, we must be related, because I only like your kids too! LOL!

I hate unsupervised teenagers giving oral favors at the movies, especially when I'm there with one of your kids!

MiMi said...

Girl, did you snag this right outta my head??
I only have one thing to add...how 'bout when you're at the movies and there's NOBODY else there yet...and people come in and SIT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?! Gah!

Moooooog35 said...

I just hate. Period.

Does that count as one thing or infinity?

SurferWife said...

I hate when I let your sorry ass out into traffic from a driveway and you don't even wave or acknowledge me. Dicks.

I hate other peoples kids, too.

Salt said...

I agree with pretty much all of these things. Except for ketchup. I love ketchup.

Meeko Fabulous said...

I hate gay stereotypes. We don't all run around wearing booty shorts and acting like big ass fairies.

Shell said...

You hate ketchup? Okay, I love you even more now. I HATE ketchup. I can't even stand to touch it. And I'm teaching my boys not to like it. Because it's fun to pass my crazy on to my kids.

I practically cheered at the one about moms who say their kids are perfect. I HATE that.

P.S. I think Meeko runs around wearing booty shorts.

Nancy C said...

Slow walkers. Scalpin' offense.

My Life in Purple said...

I hate other people's teenagers!

June said...

I am so there with you B on hating other peoples kids... I just don't like kids. And they usually will know that within a few minutes of being around me.

~J said...

LMAO! love these..love how honest you are..but you hate ketchup? say it ain't so!?

On a side note..i love children..but will NOT babysit...God gave me my own heathens...(including a teenager) and I just can't deal..lol.

Quixotic said...

You want un-PC? Ok, fine! I hate going to the only bulk-billing medical centre (the one you don't have to pay up front for) and it being full of Asian or Indian doctors. I don't hate you becaue of your race or background, I hate that I am putting my health in your hands and YOU CAN'T SPEAK OR UNDERSTAND FUCKING ENGLISH!!!!

drollgirl said...

i am with you on 9/10 things here. BUT i love ketchup. give me yours!

Babes Mami said...

I too love ketchup however the rest of this stuff...couldn't agree more!! Get out of my head woman!

Alex said...

Hate? What do I hate? I hate that Cheetos make your fingers orange, I hate having to brush my hair before walking out the door, I hate having to listen to violins screeching for two hours at my kids concerts, I hate hangovers, I hate small talk with strangers, I hate that I haven't won lotto...

Holly said...

#4 and #8 KILL me. I once had to listen to 8 year old at a movie...an R-Rated movie...giggle at boobs and butts.

My rant - get off your damn phone...while you are driving. Get a hands free thingy already. Especially if you are trying to park a big-ass SUV that you really shouldn't be driving...and causing havoc in the parking lot because your convo is too important. Maybe I am just pissed because I got a $300 ticket for not having my lights on at the same time my windshield wipers were on...and if I would have been on my phone, the ticket would have been like $20!

Danielle said...

I hate lazy freaking men. Do not walk past the person at the front desk to tell me that there is someone at the front desk!!!!!

*LLUVIA* said...

Another awesome list!!!!

I think newborn babies are ugly. LOL! There I said it! We were all very ugly right after we were born!!!
I hate that I have to compliment them so their momma can feel good, cause you have nothing else to say.

I hate men who are drama queens!

My neighbors believe their ugly child is beautiful! LOL!

FourJedis said...

I hate it when someone passes me on a road right before a red light. Way to get one car ahead before we all had to stop. Really. Good job.

And I think I agree with all that you said and has been said...

Oh and I hate how when men are sick, we must be their nurses/waitresses/slaves... when we are sick, the world goes on and we still must keep up all of our daily routines.

Mae Rae said...

now that I have stopped wetting my pants...this was hysterical. You unamerican, teenage, other people kid hater, you!

I very much dislike other people's children. I know that is a horible thing to say but most of the ones i dislike are related to me in some way shape or form.

And guess what...my kids are perfect. well one of them at least, i can't stand to have people tell me that theirs are. wRONG!

SupahMommy said...

you are speaking to a Heinz city girl!!

gasp.

SupahMommy said...

you are speaking to a Heinz city girl!!

gasp.

gayle said...

I agree!!!
I hate people that use other people over and over!!