What was I pondering you ask? Really important shit. You know, like....
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer? Like I should worry....my computer never gets turned off. Ever.
Why are the numbers on my phone backwards from my computer and calculator? Is it just to fuck with me? Or is it built in protection for drunk dialing?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why do overlook and oversee mean two totally different things?
Why do we call people who are depressed blue? Aren't blue skies happy? From now on, we should call them gray.
Why do we call it taking a dump? It's really leaving a dump.
Why do we know everything as teenagers and then know nothing as parents?
Why are Star Wars fans called geeks, and Star Trek fans just called Trekies? WTF?
Why are pirates, ninjas, monkeys, unicorns and rainbows so freaking awesome? I mean seriously, can you even think of anything cooler than a badass pirate ninja monkey, riding a unicorn, bareback, on a double rainbow?
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AWESOMESAUCE
Don't forget tomorrow is SHARE A SPOON. Servin' up SALADS! Join me! Bring a salad fork!
13 comments:
And you say I'm the weird one? *rolling my eyes*
Ninja monkey pirates are about the coolest thing ever, but riding a unicorn (a little gay)? Just sayin!
The only thing better that I can think of would be a pirate ninja monkey llama, riding a unicorn, bareback, on a double rainbow! Just sayin'!
Lmao @ what = awesomesauce.
You're hilarious!
And its definitely protection from drunk dialing.
There is nothing cooler than a ninja pirate. Period.
Ha!
I see great minds like alike.
Meaning, we spend too much of our time wondering about random shit no one else seems to care about.
Hee hee.
You wrote awesomesauce!
My son and I say that to each other all the time!
*high five*
I want some of what you're smoking!
Hahahaha!! It really is LEAVING a dump. I don't want it, I'm leaving it!!
You make much sense...as always!
The stars at night,
Are big and bright,
*clap clap clap*
Deep in the heart of Texas!!!
Can you believe they built the Alamo without a basement?!?! What a tragedy,
I laughed my whole way through this list! Only because I have thought all of the same things!! You are a riot! ;-)
I want whatever you give Dual Mom!! So funny!!
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