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PINT - 10 Reasons I am Cooler than The People of Walmart

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Happy Tuesday Smackers!  It's that time of the week where you either Put Up or Shut Up.  Put up your Post It Notes, that is.  

Now, you all know that I like to theme mine, sometimes. Well you know, at least for today.  

Ok, so sometimes I am random and all over the place.  

Ok, so I am always random and all over the place.  Shit, people!  Give a girl a break.  I know.  ADD sucks for you as my readers as much as it does for me in real life.  Imagine what poor BDC and my children have to deal with.

Anyooooshinyobject, it's time to link up with the MAGNANIMOUS SupahMommy and STICK 'EM UP!

 














So there you have it.  Why I am cooler than 99% of the world's population.

Tell me, my Lip Smackers, what do you do that makes you cooler than the PoW?

34 comments:

Mad Woman said...

I loooove the Anita Blake books! So. Fantastic. I talk to myself in public too, but that's not because I'm cool...it's because I'm certifiable ;-)

Mrsblogalot said...

Max and Ruby....Ruby and Max....

This forever Goonie lover will just be singing that all day now thank you.

Inhaler please.

Acting Balanced Mom said...

love today's post its! and the purple backgrounds on them!

Mrsblogalot said...
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Moooooog35 said...

Let me know when you're in Walmart because I'm totally into kissing in the aisles, too.

OH THE LOOKS WE WILL GET!

Buffee said...

I got no words for #8, nodda, zip, zero, I don't even know what you're talking about!

"I smell ice cream" is my favorite Goonie quote of all time! But you already knew that! I'm all the time throwing out lines from Goonies, but you're usually the only one that gets my movie quotes! (William won't even watch The Goonies with me)! HA!

(You can't quote the stupid ones)! Duh!

I am Harriet said...

You are cool!
Have a great Tuesday!
http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/07/how-much-would-you-pay-for-a-pack-of-cigarettes/

Brie said...

5, 7, 8 and 9... Oh girl, I am SO guilty.

(Helter Skelter is like one of my favorite reads, totally usually creeps my friends out to know).

Shell said...

You definitely rock, mama!

I totally talk to myself- but I usually can pretend like I'm talking to my kids. ;)

That One Mom said...

Seriously, I often wonder if we were separated at birth, like Kamden and The Girl. Hahaha!

I frequently ask myself questions.
My children were indoctrinated by Goonies YEARS ago (we've been thru 2 DVDs, on our 3rd - Baby Ruth). I don't dance in the aisles, but I do sing loudly. We don't have Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but we frequently have Just Dance dance offs. Syfy is AMAZING! I LURVE when they make movies like Alice and Tin Man, but Ghost Hunters is our favorite. My iPod is chock full of amazing music from today and eras past - mi favorito - the ENDLESS collection of power ballads from the 90's. I am a total bookworm and have been caught reading The Boy's fantasy fiction (like the Eragon series). I have The Wonder Pets theme song and Ming Ming's "This is serwious." as ringtones. I have also stalked The Wonder Pets at Nickelodeon Universe (mush to the kids' dismay). I am a rush hour rock star - I've got mad skillz! My kids use my random sayings (shutthefrontdoor) often.

See, I told you, separated at birth....

Andrea (ace1028) said...

I LOVE #6. And I TOTALLY do #8. Oops! :)

Brittney said...

LMAO!! im glad im not the only one that often sings the theme songs to those kiddie shows! haha

Nancy E said...

Great blog - great PINT! Glad I stopped by --- :) Love your theme.

Stefanie said...

The phone...the phone is RINGING! (I love WonderPets...and I don't have kids! LOL)

Salt said...

You would easily be my best friend in the whole store. You know that talking to yourself is a sign of genius, right?

Dee said...

I bow to the queen (of cool)! I'm not worthy! Lol...

Quirkyloon said...

Ha! You are most definitely cooler than any Wal Mart Groupie! hee hee

And I love to conduct music while listening to the radio whilst driving.

Like you, I don't care if they stare.

hee hee

cathyjoy said...

I'm not so much into goonies quotes, but ask me about the princess bride!!! i have a total air band in my car and sometimes the boy will actually play with me! And? i still sing blues clues mail-time even though the boy has not watched blues clues in like 12 years!

cathyjoy said...

I'm not so much into goonies quotes, but ask me about the princess bride!!! i have a total air band in my car and sometimes the boy will actually play with me! And? i still sing blues clues mail-time even though the boy has not watched blues clues in like 12 years!

Di said...

Ahh Milli Vanilli - is there anything better then "Blame it on the Rain"?

MiMi said...

Number 2! That's me!

*LLUVIA* said...

Let's see...

Talk to myself ALL the time--CHECK!!
Sing and dance in the isles at the stores--CHECK!!
PDA, husband grabbing ass I while dangle his wee wee--CHEEECK!!!!
Dancing and singing while driving---CHEECKKKKK!!
Video games--CHECK!!
Nilli Vanilli, Vanilla Ice, Brian Ferry, Macarena, Barry Manilow, Prince, Snow's one hit wonder INFORMER...in the iPod--CHEEEEEEEEECkkk!!

It's like you wrote all about me!! xD

*LLUVIA* said...

Oh...I and I forgot...I own two copies of the Goonies, because I couldn't find my DVD one day, so I just had to replace it!!! Everyone should have the Goonies in their movie collection!

Nancy C said...

I am the worst dancer ever. For reals. But, I too, dance in the aisles, while getting gas, and especially while driving.

Michelle Pixie said...

You are one cool Momma! I want to be just like you when I grow up. ;-) I think I am in love!!

Sherri said...

Hi
Just found your blog. I love your comments on Walmart.
I also love true crime stories.

Sherri

Busted Kate said...

TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!

You know that kid went on to lose a bunch of weight, and is now an entertainment lawyer? How cool would it be to say your lawyer was Chunk from the Goonies? Also, when he was in school, he was student body president... and used to do the Truffle Shuffle at football games for the students! Awesome.

The only thing that makes be cooler that the PoW is knowing you!

Tamara aka Cheapskate Mom said...

I heart Goonies soooo much!! We watch it at least weekly!

I think you are directing number 4 at me. You know because I'm so vain and I think this blog is about me. But really...you had to go and put the big font up on that one, right? After I confessed that my one attempt at guitar hero went to the shitter because I sucked that bad my kids confiscated the guitar remote thingy from me?

Big font AND CAPS?

Really?

*Sniff*

You smell that?

Damn Drama Llama poo

I'll go get the shovel...

<3 xox

Babes Mami said...

I must be in the elite 1% because I have those same awesome artists on my ipod, I'm awesome, I dance in aisles and the car...which my sisters used to make fun of! Yay!

The Blue Zoo said...

I HATE the Wonder Pet songs!! They drive me CRAZY!!! And now its gonna be stuck in my head all day! No! No! No!

Tracie said...

Your iPod and my iPod could totally make out in WalMart. I'm so exhausted I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.

Raoulysgirl said...

We should have a book swap! I actually read forensic pathology books, too. It's a sick obsession.

What's gonna work? TEAMWORK!!!!!

Much More Than Mommy said...

Where have you been all my (blogging) life and why haven't I come here before? I also dance in aisles, love cheesy one hit wonders, love PDA with The Husband and dance in my car!

June said...

#1 - Daily habit that still freaks Ward & Pinkus out. Who the hell are you talking to over there??

The Goonies... I have such great memories watching this show with Cayla & JBird when they were little.

I can't say as Ward & I have ever danced in a store but PDA we have no problem with. (Oh sorry honey, I didn't mean to boob you!)