What was I pondering you ask? Really important shit. You know, like....
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer? Like I should worry....my computer never gets turned off. Ever.
Why are the numbers on my phone backwards from my computer and calculator? Is it just to fuck with me? Or is it built in protection for drunk dialing?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why do overlook and oversee mean two totally different things?
Why do we call people who are depressed blue? Aren't blue skies happy? From now on, we should call them gray.
Why do we call it taking a dump? It's really leaving a dump.
Why do we know everything as teenagers and then know nothing as parents?
Why are Star Wars fans called geeks, and Star Trek fans just called Trekies? WTF?
Why are pirates, ninjas, monkeys, unicorns and rainbows so freaking awesome? I mean seriously, can you even think of anything cooler than a badass pirate ninja monkey, riding a unicorn, bareback, on a double rainbow?
Don't forget tomorrow is SHARE A SPOON. Servin' up SALADS! Join me! Bring a salad fork!