Thank You Note Tuesday: Fry some Gratitude add a Pinch of Attitude

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It's Tuesday!  Time to cook up some Gratitude.  Add a pinch of attitude.  Hell, throw a whole handful in the recipe if you like.  Let those special people, places or things in your life know just how much you are thankful for their ineptness.  Don't hold back.  Everyone needs a fuckyouverymuch thankyouverymuch who crosses your path and hasn't learned the golden rule, Do Unto Others.

Dear Nurse McBitchy,

Thank you so much for your piss and vinegar attitude kind and understanding care while my scared teenager was in labor this week.  You truly made sure she won't be doing that again anytime soon, or ever.  Thank you for blowing three of her veins before asking someone else to help you perform the simplest of nursing tasks.  Hell, she probably didn't need those veins anyway.  I am not really sure how exactly you ended up on the Labor and Delivery unit of the hospital, but we certainly couldn't have asked for a bigger fucking bitch more kind and compassionate nurse given the circumstances.  Thank you for your condescending warm dulcet tone while explaining rules and regulations to me.  Obviously I have never been in a delivery room before.  Those children, including the one lying in the bed, in labor, yeah, I didn't bear them myself.   I must have picked them up at the store where you buy children.  We sure did appreciate you sitting her newly stitched hooha in a wheelchair while you dilly dallied around with whatever the hell you were doing for 45 minutes too.  Yeah, that definitely drove home the point that she didn't want to do this again EVER.  

Sincerely,

Pissed Off Over Protective New G-Momma

Dear BitchAssHo Scale,

Thanks for keeping your whore mouth shut this week.  Don't look at me that way either you skank.  I will step on you next week when I have had time to undo the damage of fast food.  SHUT IT!  I was in the hospital and you gotta do what you gotta do.

See you soon,

Back on Track Shortly 

Dear HideMyAss.com Visitors,

Thanks so much for visiting my site while trying to play coy.  You aren't fooling anyone.  Least of all me.  You are welcome anytime.  Read my snark.  Take it to heart.  Own that shit.  Guess what?  You just keep sending those visit stats up.  Thanks for your support.  Thanks for being....um...how shall we say this kindly....BALL LESS Spine Less.  Anonymity is a wonderful thing if you aren't man or woman enough to show yourself.  Let me say this, I am me, all the time, all straight up.  No filters.  No editing.  No sugar coating.  If you are hiding your identity what does that say about you?  Hmmm?  Thanks for reminding me that keeping it real is why I love being me.

Fuckyouverymuch,

Sitemeter Monitoring Momma

Well that's what Think Tank Momma cooked up with her handful of attitude this week.  What is your recipe for SMACK TALKIN' Thank You Notes? Write it out.  Link up.  CLEANSE YOUR PALATE.

Thank You Note Tuesday

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Lip Smackers, it's Tuesday.  Time to give Gratitude with Attitude to those people, inanimate objects, animals, loved ones, strangers and anything else that needs it a well deserved FUCKYOUVERYMUCH!

Dear BitchAssHO Scale,

Thank you for the loss this week.  But, only 2 pounds?  I am going to beat you.  Just letting you know.

Thanks for the limited loss anyway.

Healthier Momma

Dear Worst Movie Ever Watchmen Movie,

Thank you very much for the two plus hours that I can't get back.  I kept watching the trainwreck expecting that it was going to get better.  Hey, I guess I had nothing better to do since I watched the whole DAMN thing.  The time together on the couch with the hubs was great.  So thanks for that at least.

Won't be waiting for the sequel,

Bored to tears Mommma

Dear Filthy House,

Thank you very much for your ability to collect dust.  Thank you for all the time we will be spending together this week cleaning from TOP to BOTTOM.  Spring cleaning is coming EARLY.  I am so thankful I will have hours upon hours to spend with you.  SINCE you don't do anything to keep yourself up.  It's ok.  I didn't have anything better to do.

Scrubbing you soon,

Clean Nest Loving Momma

Dear Crazy Bitch Redneck at Wal-Mart,

Thank you for running into my cart.  Thank you for not apologizing.  Thank you for bringing your what? 17 children with you?  Thank you for not bathing them.  Thank you for giving me dirty looks like I was the one not paying attention.  Thank you for making me feel better about myself knowing that no matter how bad things get, I will never been as sad and pathetic as you.

FUCKYOUVERYMUCH,

Attentive Shopper

On a serious note:

BB Chat Family,

There really are no words to express how much you all ROCK!  Thank you for EVERY single bit of support and LOVE you all have shared with me this week!  I am in awe of you all! 

LOVE,

Brandee

Well, Smackers.  There you have it.  Go ahead.  Purge your soul.  Write you notes.  Give Thanks where Thanks is do.  Then linky linky back up here! 

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LIP SMACKERS!

THINK TANK MOMMA PROUDLY PRESENTS

THANK YOU NOTE TUESDAY

So here is the game.  You know those people who you come across every. single. day. that just rub. you. raw.  Those things that just need, more than a casual "Excuse Moi?"  Sometimes you need to just go that extra mile to say "Fuckyouverymuch" "Thanks so Much!"  Being the loving, caring bunch that we all are, I know that you all will do the right thing and write out your weekly Thank You Notes, Think Tank Momma style.

Here is an example.  By now you all know how happy I am with the crack team of wizards running NBC.  Here is a Thank You Note to them.

Dear NBC,
I am so thankful that you are replacing the best show host of The Tonight Show ever, Conan O'Brien.  

Now I can go to bed without worrying I will miss something.
Not bitter at all,
Sleepy Think Tank Momma

So you get the idea now right?  Grab the button.  Join the fun.  And let the THANK YOUs BEGIN!

Dear Evil Bitch Scale,

Thank you for motivating me, one day at a time.

At least you have the decency to be going down!

2.3 this week.  That is a total of 14.4 lbs.

Thanks for talkin' Smack!

LIB Momma

Dear Moron Bill Collector,

Thank you for repeatedly calling my 10yr old's cell,

after being asked to remove the number from your list.

Jessica WhatevertheHell, doesn't pay her bills but, I

have plenty of minutes to burn.

Thanks so Much!

Bill Payer  
P.S. I needed to up my minute plan, you motivated me to get it done.

Dear 112yr old Traffic Director at Parent Pickup,

I know that we all do the same drill everyday to get the

kiddos, but I am so thankful that you are there to show

us how to do it right.  I am sure that we would never

remember without your exaggerated hand gestures and

constant shrills of "No, No, No" and "Go, go, go!"

Thanks for keeping it moving!

Parent PickUp Mommy

Dear Daughter,

Thank you for coming home from work on Saturday

and announcing that you thought of me when you

passed Krispy Kreme.  Thanks for then telling me how

you were going to stop and bring me home some donuts.

But then you remembered LIB!  It wasn't evil at all that

you taunted me that way.

You're the Best!  Love, Mom

Alright Smackers....grab the button, add your link in the little Mr. Linky thing below and bust out your SPECIAL appreciations for those who deserve them most!