Yesterday, I was talking on the phone to BDC. I don't remember how the conversation was really going until we got on the subject of the sex we didn't have the night before. He busted out with something along the lines of you promised, and you blew me off (TWHS). Meaning I didn't have sex not that I got the job done, as it were. There was no promise of sex that day either.
So I argued that he passed out early, which is typically the case. Then the conversation got interesting. I said, "I did NOT Pinky Swear." We giggled about it. He wanted to know how we could pinky swear over the phone. I said I could email him and then he would know I made the promise. He said text "pinky swears" would work too. We laughed and ended the conversation.
About 25 minutes later he called me back.
BDC: "Hey, just testing my phone. I thought it was broken."
BDC: "I was sure you would've sent me a pinky swear for sex by now."
BDC: Laughs...A LOT.
Me: "I love you."
BDC: "I love you."
About 10 minutes go by and the following text convo goes down.
Me: Will trade sex for back/shoulder rub!! Pinky swear it!! :D
BDC: Pinky swear
BDC: Does that include any oral sex?
Me: Does that matter?
BDC: Just curious
Me: We shall see young padawan learner
BDC: Oh ya i keep forgetting you are older
Me: I was thinking more along the lines, Master still has much to teach you she does.
Me: But thanks for calling me old....ass.
Me: *rolls eye*
BDC: I love you more. (this is what he sends me anytime he is trying to be funny or avoid a subject. It's sort of an inside joke.)
Me: Uh-huh! Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrre you do!
Just a little glimpse at the silliness that BDC and I add to our marriage to spice things up.
What do you do to keep it spicy?