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Pinky Promise

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Yesterday, I was talking on the phone to BDC.  I don't remember how the conversation was really going until we got on the subject of the sex we didn't have the night before.  He busted out with something along the lines of you promised, and you blew me off (TWHS).  Meaning I didn't have sex not that I got the job done, as it were.  There was no promise of sex that day either.

So I argued that he passed out early, which is typically the case.  Then the conversation got interesting.  I said, "I did NOT Pinky Swear."  We giggled about it.  He wanted to know how we could pinky swear over the phone.  I said I could email him and then he would know I made the promise.  He said text "pinky swears" would work too.  We laughed and ended the conversation.

About 25 minutes later he called me back.  

Me:  "Hello?"
BDC:  "Hey, just testing my phone.  I thought it was broken."
Me:  "Why?"
BDC:  "I was sure you would've sent me a pinky swear for sex by now."
Me:  "Nice."
BDC:  Laughs...A LOT.
Me: "I love you."
BDC:  "I love you."
*click* *click*

About 10 minutes go by and the following text convo goes down.

Me:  Will trade sex for back/shoulder rub!!  Pinky swear it!!  :D
BDC:  Pinky swear
BDC:  Does that include any oral sex?
Me:  Does that matter?
BDC:  Just curious
Me:  We shall see young padawan learner
BDC:  Oh ya i keep forgetting you are older
Me:  I was thinking more along the lines, Master still has much to teach you she does.
Me:  But thanks for calling me old....ass.
Me:  *rolls eye*
BDC:  I love you more.  (this is what he sends me anytime he is trying to be funny or avoid a subject.  It's sort of an inside joke.)
Me:  Uh-huh!  Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrre you do!

Just a little glimpse at the silliness that BDC and I add to our marriage to spice things up.

What do you do to keep it spicy? 


39 comments:

Ian said...

Fucking love the star wars references. Usually put the kid to bed and strip the wife right then and there. That works well.

Brittney said...

aww that is awesome :) that yall joke around and stuff like that.. well i guess its awesome ur doing the nasty too HAHAHAHA

we have a lot of inside jokes and silly code words that i wont dare repeat here but its fun ;)

Shell said...

Love it! Pinky swear! :)

Hubs and I talk about sex a lot. Even if sometimes it's just "do you want sex?" "yes" "Oh, good, I'm too tired, but it's nice to know I'm wanted." LOL

Salt said...

This could be a conversation between my husband and I. Including the Star Wars reference. :)

MiMi said...

I just think the Pinky Swear thing is CUTE!

singedwingangel said...

lmbo when we had pagers I would sex page hubby while he was working. ou figure out the letters over each number and then make the words out of them like love would be 5683 so I made his breaks interesting..

~J said...

Aww! Loves it! <3

Moooooog35 said...

To mix it up, sometimes I use my left hand.

MJenks said...

I've told you what we do already: Pillow talk. In Latin.

Erin said...

my hubs likes to try and trade favors for sex, too. like back rubs. I need to get better at holding up my end of the bargain. lol.

MommyLovesStilettos said...

We always joke around with eachother and we text naughty stuff all the time :)

Daffy said...

*insert hysterical tears here*

I'm thinking of pimping for real

My Mercurial Nature said...

Awwww! You too are so sweet and that, "I love you more" thing...my hubby tries that to get out of trouble! ;-)

drollgirl said...

this is so sweet!

now GET IT ON! :)

Sarah With Scissors said...

I swear I've had the same text conversation with my boyfriend. Bahahahaha. Well whoevs I en up marrying his ability to be silly like this is mandatory.

Babes Mami said...

I love that your cheesy with your husband. Makes it fun, we are ridiculous too!

middle child said...

I do the random attack out of nowhere. Always works.

Dual Mom said...

Eat jalepenos?

Kat said...

We are spicy when it happens. But we don't do anything to spice it up. He's too tired, and I don't have time LOL!! We are really great friends, though, and that often leads to much more :)

Tamara aka Cheapskate Mom said...

Ugh.....

Let me think....

hmmmm.

Alcohol?

Viv said...

We try to see each other at least 6 times a year. Not what you meant, huh?

Momma Fargo said...

Is talking about it the same as doing it? LOL.

Naked hot tubbing?

Dee said...

I love posts like these! Sometimes I post texts between the hub & I. Mostly because...well, it's just too weird not to share!

Ed said...

Wait....so you're married AND you have sex?

I knew I was getting the shaft instead of giving it!

DAMN IT.

Now, if I want to spice things up, I put Tabasco in her corn flakes.

Copyboy said...

I could read pages & pages of your call/text transcripts. Great stuff.

Jewels Diva® said...

Well why not, if it spices up your life go hell for leather!!!

gayle said...

You 2 are so cute!!! I need some spicing up.

The Blue Zoo said...

Love it! My hubs is always trying to trade stuff for sex! It works great when I need new jeans, or shoes... lol

Hey wait!

That makes me sound like a prostitute... oh well. At least I live in Nevada! hahahaha

Bendigo said...

Nothing like being at work and getting a text...AD? (afternoon delight)...I never realized I could drive 54 miles home in half an hour until that first text ..lol

Alicia said...

hahaa!! i love you guys!! this is totally me and j!! aren't phones awesome!!

ScoMan said...

I like the use of "I love you more" hahahaha.

Great post. Had me laughing.

That One Mom said...

I'm not even married and I have to bargain for sex. How is that even right?

jessalyn said...

i say "wanna do it". romantical, huh?
i say it like daily, but do not get taken up on it nearly enough.
in his defense, i am sometimes bluffing.

Unknown Mami said...

You pinky swore so I assume the deed was done.

Mad Woman said...

I agree not to kill him and he agrees not to hound me for sex every two hours..that's how we keep it spicy.

Alex said...

We hit a comic convention yesterday, and if I made Star Wars or Star Trek references I believe the hubs would be begging for it.

Busted Kate said...

After all the baby-making sex, I NEED some tips to keep things spicy. HELP!!

But on the subject of Pinky Swears... I take those extremely seriously. My hubby knows that I will only whip out the pinky swear if I am completely certain of whatever I am saying, because I truly believe that you can cut off my finger if I lie. Pinky Swear.

You two are a hoot, I really love hearing about your adventures :-)

vinomom said...

I love this! Very similar to how the BF and I are. I totally got the "I Love You More..." text before you explained it.

My BF works nights so we have a lot of text conversations in the mornings that I love. Maybe it's a sad state of the world now days but I really do feel like it helps us connect when we can't be together! We have lots of little jokes like that we share.

Powdered Toast Man said...

pink swear text message/email, good stuff.

I keep it spicy by going to a hotel room with my fiancee and have a sex weekend.