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GWA: Groove be Damned

Tuesday, April 13, 2010


Think Tank Momma



Unleash that Attitude and share your Gratitude!




Dear Mojo,
Thanks for leaving me high and dry.  Nothing like being left hanging.  Please return ASAP.
Pleadingly,
Unmotivated Momma

Dear Muse,
Thanks for running away with my mojo.  I hope the two of you enjoyed your torrid affair.  However, I need you to get your ass back here.  I can't blog or write a book without your ass.  Please get the lead out.  I will come hunt you down if necessary.  You would prefer the method of returning on your own.  Trust me.
Pissed,
Unamused Non-writing Momma


You know what to do...so write your attitude adjustments and get back here to linky linky!

ALSO.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MICHAEL TODAY!  HE IS 12!  





30 comments:

Dee said...

ROFL I know how you feel! I HATE when that happens.

Dual Mom said...

Ahhh not feeling the creative juices?

Well that's just damn not acceptable woman, get your shit together!

Love ya still...

Vinomom said...

I certainly feel you on this one!! I am a non-writing mama over here too.

Daffy said...

If your Mojo and Muse find each other will you implore them to look for mine as well?

And time....I sorely need more time. It somehow keeps escaping which pisses this duck of royally!

Salt said...

This is very much how I was feeling yesterday morning. (Hence the throwback post.) Hopefully mojo and muse will be back with some wild stories for you to share with us soon. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL!!!

Ian said...

Happy Birthday - and if ya ever need shit to write about, lemme know.

Viv said...

Happy Birthday!!!

singedwingangel said...

Happy birthday... and will be back with my linky I am double dipping this week with ya'll and Leigh lol..

The Blue Zoo said...

Happy Bday kiddo!

Right now I actually have a lot to write about. But no time to get it done! Grrr.

MiMi said...

I HATE when I have those dry spells...cuz then I just wanna like rant about politics or religion....something TABOO. But I don't. You're welcome! LOL
Happy birthday to the lil guy! Well. Not so little, huh?

Laura said...

Maybe your muse and mojo ran off with mine & they're having a party. I seem to have ideas, but no motivation to do much with them. Here's to hoping they all come back home soon.

Momma Fargo said...

I think all the mojos went on a convention. If you see mine, will you let me know? Happy Birthday to the little one! Teenage years just ahead!

~J said...

I think mine ran off with yours and everyone elses..maybe they're plotting a big surprise party for all of us??? Hmmmm

Nancy C said...

Do what I do: write about poop. Comedy gold.

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Happy Birthday to Michael!!

And no worries, your mojo will return. You have a new baby cakes sucking the brain juices out.

It'll be back.

Secretia said...

My mojo never comes to me when i call it. But it sneaks up when I'm not paying attention and then I have to act.

Danielle said...

Those two hussies!
I feel ya these days!

June said...

Sorry you are missing your Mojo.. hang tight Momma B, you will get it back soon!

drollgirl said...

maybe my mojo is with yours? let's hope they come back soon? THEY BETTER.

ScoMan said...

I'll keep an eye out for Muse and Mojo, but I can't promise much.

I run in a very small circle which very few new people enter.. although I suppose if someone were to enter they would stand out.

LiLu said...

Gratitude with attitude = AWESOME SAUCE. Oh how I love things that rhyme!

L said...

If your mojo returns, ask it if it has seen any sign of mine as well. I'm getting tired of faking the orgasms.

Mrsblogalot said...

I think perhaps my lack of willpower stole your muse and mojo and are holding them for ransom. I hear that they will only be released with chocolate kisses and M&M's.

I'm willing to make the sacrifice...for you

Cameron said...

a little writers block eh? happens, ohhhhhh happens, but then you'll just come back even more en fuego my friend!!!!

hope life is going well in think tank land, sending good thoughts and creative energy if I have any left :) xoxoox

Copyboy said...

Don't worry, your mojo will find you when you least expect it. Save some for me if you can. Hope your son had a happy birthday.

Powdered Toast Man said...

Dear Dandruff,

You are ruining my meals by getting in the way. Please relinquish your home that you have made on my scalp. You do not taste good.

skeeved out,
The head that you live on.

Mad Woman said...

Looks to me like your mojo is doing just fine chica.

Kat said...

I always forget which day this is on! I need MY mojo back, too! Is it with yours? Lemme know when yours gets back!

Alicia said...

when you see mojo and muse will you have them stop by and see me? i really don't want to have to post about my dog pissing on the couch again! hope michael had an AWESOME birthday!

Mammatalk said...

Ah, a lost Mojo!? I wrote an entire post on my AWOL Mojo.

YO, Mojo, where you at?? :+)