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Mostly Wordless WTF? Wednesday

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

HAPPY HUMP DAY SMACKERS!

Just gross.  Even for Halloween, if that's what these were made for....GROSS!

Creepy or is it just me?

WTF?  Star Wars Burlesque?  Really?

What kind of friends take pics like this and post them on the net?

I have a Red high heel fetish...but this?  WTF?

Japanese Neck warmers....I shit you not.

?
I love the Japanese.

See?  Japan rocks!

Ok...so now it's just getting weird.

Perhaps a fascination with the X-Men?

C'mon ride the train....

and last but certainly not least.....
THE
WTF?
of the day!
WHAT THE FUCK?

Leave me some love Smackers!
 

GWA: I am not a Tweeker

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Think Tank Momma





The Cheapest form of therapy around!


Dear Mad Woman,
Thanks for letting the Sandman out of captivity.  'Bout freakin' time!
'Preesh 8 It!,
Finally rested Momma


Dear Google Reader,
Thanks for making me feel inept.  Thanks for collecting, and collecting and collecting.  Thanks for reminding me every. single. time I open a browser that I am in fact the worst bloggy buddy ever as of late.  But most of all, thanks for accidentally losing ALL my stock piled blogs with that update so that I have no idea how much I suck.  I guess I will start anew tomorrow.  Hopefully everyone will still visit me.  If not, I am sending the little Google Gnomes F'ers that I caught and have duct taped in my closet after you.
Sincerely,
Blogger who used to get a lot of comments


Dear Allergies,
Thanks for puffing my eyes out just enough to smooth away those ever increasing little crows feet in the corners.  That is fantastic.  Better than Botox really.  However, I do not really need the constant watery itchy eyes that go with the puffy.  I do not really care for the runny nose.  The itchy roof of my mouth.  The constant ringing in my ears I could also live without.  So really, could you just leave the smoothed out lines and take the rest with ya?  Go on ahead and get a move on would ya?  The pharmacy keeps looking at me like a Meth head because I keep buying the behind the counter, over the counter drugs.
Thanks,
Just allergic not a Tweeker Momma



So go ahead....get your attitude adjustment over with.  Write it down.  FREE Therapy!  And then get your butt back over here and link up!

Love!

WTF? Wednesday Green and Wordless

Wednesday, March 17, 2010


Happy St. Patrick's Day Edition


WTF? do penguins have to do with St. Patty's Day?
This was at a St.P Day Parade.


WTF is wrong with people?

This is The Irish Sex Fairy.
WTF?
Is is just me or does this fairy look creepy not sexy?



WTF?  Tatoo FAIL!


WTF?  Lopsided much?



Happy Birthday to BDC!  Love you babe!

GWA Tuesday

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Think Tank Momma









It's Tuesday!
Therapy Day!
Thank those people, places and things that deserve an attitude adjustment.


Dear Stomach Flu,
Thank you so much for shedding those five pounds I put back on being off the proverbial wagon!  However, please show yourself to the door and do not infect my baby!
Mkay!
Thanks,
Still Woozy Stomached Momma


Dear Time Change,
Thank you for stealing an hour, I didn't need it anyway.  Not like I could use every spare minute of extra sleep I can get thanks to the Sandman who is obviously still hibernating for the winter.
Suck it!
Still Sleepy Momma

Dear Daily Vitamin Regime,
Thanks for giving me a false sense of security that I could fight off the gaboodles of sniffles, sneezes, coughs, aches, pukes, shits, fevers, and everyotherfuckingthing out there this season.  You just reminded me that there is no end to the lengths I need to go in public not to touch anything.
FUverymuch,
Tired of Being Sick this Year


Dear Plethora of Antibacterial Gels I carry (or as Kamden calls you OCD juice),
Thanks for falling down on the  job.  You let several slip past you this season.  Get it together or you will be replaced.
Disappointed,
Obsessed with Germs

Dear Sandman,
Don't think I don't know that the letters I wrote above really all boil down to the fact that my immune system is in the shitter thanks to your extended vacation.  You have been hoarding all that sleep dust for yourself long enough.  If you don't get back to work, I am reporting you to Mother Nature.  Cause everyone knows that she is Queen of all you magical whateverthehell you call yourselves.  And based on the winter we all just had....Imma say she is in a foul disposition. 
So don't say I didn't warn you.
Thanks,
Waiting for Sleepy Time




Well, there you have it folks.  Write your gratitude, add some attitude and link up!











BDC n' Me

Monday, March 15, 2010


Happy Anniversary

Eight years ago today, BDC and I said WE DO!  It was not a big swanky affair.  We weren't surrounded by friends and family, dressed up in uncomfortable tuxedos and dresses.  Nope.  We said our vows to each other in a humble ceremony at the Clerk of the Courts.

We were together some time before we tied the knot.  Many of our friends and family figured we were a mismatched set.  Not at all a pair to stand the test of time.  Me, the wild untamed tornado.  BDC,  the more reserved quiet storm.  BDC is more like a quiet rainfall, where I tend to be thunder and lightening.  But  together we light up the sky and shower those we love with joy and happiness.

We are that sickening sweet couple.  We hold hands(yes in public).  We dance together in the aisles at the grocery store.  We date.  We kiss and look at each other like it's still just as new as it was all those years ago.  We love to spend our free time together, with our children.

So today, on The Ides of March, I wish BDC a Happy Anniversary.  Love you babe!  Here's to many many more to come!

Don't FORGET tomorrow is Tuesday!  Woo Hoo!  GWA!  Grab the button and play along!


Think Tank Momma

Friday's Follies and Fun Facts: Word Nerd

Friday, March 12, 2010

If you have been reading my blog long you know I am sort of a word nerd.  I actually read the dictionary for fun.  Always have.  I love words.  I love a thesaurus.  I remember the first time I got a thesaurus I was mesmerized for weeks.  I looked up every "cool" word I knew and learned all the synonyms for the word.  Looking up every single synonym to make sure I knew all the definitions.  

I know, GEEK right?

So today I thought I'd share some word fun facts.  You can bust these little tidbits out on your unsuspecting friends and family and everyone will think you're smarter.  Or not.  

Hey, at least your children will think it's cool info.  Or not.  

O.k. so I will think you're cool.  How bout that?  We good now?  Moving right along.


Almost is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Rythym and Syzygy  are the longest words in the English language with no vowels.

The word queue is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when you remove the last four letters.

Therein contains 10 words without rearranging any of the letters!  There, here, ere, in, the, he, her, therein, herein, rein.

The only city in the United States spelled using all vowels is Aiea, Hawaii.  Also, "q" is the only letter of the alphabet not used in the United States.
Subcontinental is the only word that uses each vowel, only once, and in reverse alphabetical order.

O.k., I'll stop now.  I could do this all day.

Happy Triple F Friday!

Geek Girl out ~








WTF? Wednesday

Wednesday, March 10, 2010


Happy Hump Day Smackers!

Well, happy happy, joy joy!  Ask and ye shall receive.  Remember Monday when I was complaining about no crackups or meltdowns?  Ha!  

Poor little child stars....their life is so tough.  Remember this?

Sweet Lindsey Lohan from The Parent Trap and her Disney Darling Days.

Insert Hollywood madness stage left.....
Wow...WTF?  Lindsey is suing E*Trade for the commercials with the babies.  Apparently babies aren't allowed to be named LindseyOr did you know that Lindsey is a name like Cher, or Madonna?  Are you freaking kidding me?  Smoke some more crack LiLo.  Oh, and truly you are not that famous.  Only Cher and Madonna can pull off that level of uber coolness.  Puhleeeeezzzee!

Oh, and Corey Haim died from OD.  What a waste.  

So...now on to the Wordless portion of WTF? Wednesday.  Just because I love you all!

There are no words....

OMG!  WTF?  WHY?
WTF? is that?

WTF?  were the makers of this thinking?

Nice...Hollywood Bootcamp for Kids.
Marketing FAIL

WTF?  Star Wars geeks never fail to impress!


Sweet Carolina...

I don't know folks...I just find the stuff.
Happy Wednesday!


LOVE!