Well, I have picked up quite a few new followers lately. Welcome, welcome! Glad you all have come to join the circus here at my place. Sometimes I am funny (or so I hear), sometimes I am serious (when there is cause), sometimes I recount stories of the tragedy that was my teenage years, often I talk about the zoo that is my family, and then sometimes I comment on news, politics and other obnoxiousness celebrities.
Today, would be news, politics and other obnoxiousness.
So, by now, I am sure that everyone has heard about the AMA Awards and the performance by one Glamtastic Adam Lambert. If not, just google it and find a video that hasn't been hijacked yet by ABC. Basically, long and short of it, it was a bit over the top and could be considered lewd. It was sexually provocative, and regardless of the orientation of the sexuality, would have gone over like a lead balloon with certain crowds regardless. However, I am pretty certain that most of the people calling in to complain were only upset because he kissed a boy! *gasp* What? He can't do that on PRIME TIME television, what would the kiddies think?Seriously people, get over yourselves! It. Is. 2009!
Look, I don't want a bunch of nasty comments here. I don't want your hate mail. Leave it somewhere else. If you are a hater, I might not be your cup of tea. But hear this, we are all people. Regardless of your moral beliefs, or religious affiliations, we are all the same.
Here is what I believe. I believe that we all have our free agency. That's right. We are free to choose right or wrong. That means you do not get to choose what is or is not moral for others! You worry about you, and leave everyone else alone. OKay? K!
So anyshock, Adam kissed a male keyboardist and he also pushed a dancer's head into his crotch. Um....yeah, maybe not the classiest performance, but really ABC? Canceling his Good Morning America spot? That's a bit overly dramatic don't you think? Oh, and CBS, nice! Step up to the plate and grab those ratings bitches! Got to love a t.v. executive with balls of brass!
So Adam, you know I love you. You are GLAM-FUCKING-TASTIC! But, sweetie, that performance was better suited for say....MTV Awards. You know that the big 3 (CBS, ABC and NBC) don't deal well with shock and awe! Hello? Remember that infamous nip slip, planned, wardrobe malfunction on the Super Bowl performance? By one Janet Jackson. Ms. Jackson if your nasty?
And, I know, since I brought up The Jackson's, that you are thinking, even back in the homophobic 80's that it was okay for Michael to get on stage and grab his crotch repeatedly and nobody said shit. Well, you know that America plays favorites. I don't even know what to tell you about that, accept to say that those uptight people fell in love with Michael when he was cute and adorable dancing on stage at 5 years old. They watched him grow up. He had a lot of lee way is basically what I'm telling ya. You got a long way to go to get there my friend.Super stardom will come. You are just gonna have to be a bit patient. Don't apologize for being you and don't stifle your creative vibe, but you might want to consider the audience before you go all SUPERSHOCK Rock Stah.
Dude don't make me regret having your back either. Keep it real and don't be a douche!
Now, Oprah. She is leaving the daytime talk show! Woot! Please, please Oprah. Do us all a favor. Do not promote anymore Dr.'s of anything to superstardom before you get your happy ass off the air! Please? And people stop it, stop allowing your opinions about life to be molded by Oprah and Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz. Gawd, no wonder the rest of the world thinks we are a bunch of idiots! Hello?
Oprah,
Buh-Bye! See ya! Take the docs with ya!
Oh, and quit putting your narcissistic self on the cover of your effin magazine. We get it. You love yourself.
Gag!
