Another Sixty Seconds

Once again, Ian...the original Pimp Daddy is hosting the Monday Minute.  And I am going to answer his questions.  You know, the Smack Talk way!

What's wrong with fake breasts?
There is nothing wrong with fake breasts done tastefully.  However, I think natural breasts are much more appealing to the female physique.  I am all for doing what makes you feel better about yourself from a self body image perspective.  So if it makes a woman feel more like a woman, or comfortable in her own skin, than more power to the silicone or saline.  I do think having size DD, DDD, or larger boobies on a size 0 frame is ridiculous though.  That is just objectifying yourself for the sake of ogling.  Then those women typically bitch about men staring.  REALLY?  You made your boobs the size of summer melons and your body is the size of the skeleton from high school biology class and you can't fathom why people are staring?  It ain't that you look hot honey!  It's that you look ridiculous.  Just sayin'

List your latest run-in with the Carnival of Idiocy.
You will have to tune in tomorrow for Gratitude with Attitude for my run ins.  I have a couple of them this week.  People never cease to amaze.  I will thank them properly tomorrow for sharing the STOOPID.

Name one thing you would like to tell your 10 year ago self.
You will find yourself unemployed in ten years with five children.  SAVE MONEY NOW.  And don't run up the debt!  Yeah, that's pretty much what I'd tell myself.

What's your favorite word that's not in the dictionary? 
I have several.  I make up words....a lot.  Which is strange because I love words so much, but nevertheless, I make up words.  I think it has something to do with having children.  They make up words all the time.  And once your children change words that's the way you hear them, and often speak them from thence forward.  For example:  Kooper couldn't say underwear.  He called them nunderwears.  Everyone who lives in my house calls all under garments nunderwears.
Many of my favorites though didn't come from children.  Not by a long shot.  The "f" word is probably one of the best.  Fucktard.  Fackwad.  Stupify.  

Why do fools fall in love?
I don't think you have to be a fool to fall in love.  Though, love often makes us crazy out of our heads.  Love can make you lose all sense of the real world because you can think of nothing else.  And we often don't get to choose who we love, we just can't explain it.  If that makes us fools...I don't want to be a thinker.

Now go join the fun over at Ian's.

AND DON'T FORGET...tomorrow is Gratitude with Attitude!

 

Big Daddy Blogs-a-lot

Life as we know it will never be the same.  BDC has his own blog!  *gasp* I know!  He kept wanting to blog on mine so.....I made him his own blog!

Should be some random.  Should be some funny.  Lord help us, I am not sure.  He amuses me on a regular basis, so you all will probably enjoy his temerity as well.  You can expect some effrontery, some irreverence no doubt, but it's all about his skewed view of reality.  I take no responsibility for what you might read there.

He will be a big growler to live with if he doesn't get some followers, and quick, so be good little Lip Smackers and go love on my hubby!  Love him....just don't LOVE him.  Ya hear me?

Liquid Truth is BDC's space.  He is pecking away at the keyboard even as we speak.  He ordered some 3D animation software...for the boys.  So I expect that you will be subjected to many a goofball YouTube video in short order.

So go on over and say hello. 

HAPPY EASTER SMACKERS!

Pour me up a glass of Tree Huggin' Environment Love

I know that you all come every Wednesday for my WTF?  feature to see what crazy things I find, surprise!  Something different today.  C'mon, bear with me this week.  My good friend Shell over at Things I Can't Say has this new gig on Wednesday.  The only rules are it has to be from your heart.

So, if you all read me very often at all, you know I wear my heart on my sleeve.  I am the typical hothead redhead, but would really do anything for anyone (who hasn't crossed me anyway).

One of the things that is very near and dear to my heart is my hope for the futures of my children.  I want them to have every advantage they can.  I want them to live in a world that is better than the one I live in.  No sickness.  No poverty.  No hate or injustice.  A Utopia is what I dream of for them.

I do what I can to protect them from sickness.  My husband and I provide for them as best we can.  We teach them love for all people regardless of color, creed or sexual orientation.  We teach them to love every minute and to live life to it's fullest.

In order for my children to have a better life and a better world to live in, we have to do our part to take care of Mother Earth and the life she gives us.  My friend Darla over at Hissyfits and Halos posted today about the carbon footprint of blogs.  The average blog receiving 15,000 hits a month, has emissions of EIGHT (8) POUNDS of carbon dioxide a year.

So what to do?  Quit blogging?  Certainly not!  That isn't going to happen.  BUT, there is something we can do.  Plant a tree.  And we don't have to plant it ourselves.  Nope.  I post this "My blog is carbon neutral" blog.  I add a button to my blog to raise awareness.  And then a tree is planted for my blog.  EASY as 1-2-3.

I can't save the world, but I can do the easy things.  Recycle.  Use recycle bags instead of those plastic ones when shopping.  Teach my children  not to waste our resources.  AND plant a tree by posting a button.

You can too! Go to this site.  Grab the button you like.  And remove your carbon footprint.  Then there is no environmental guilt for blogging!

GO DO YOUR PART!  PLANT A TREE.  If not for me...do it for the children!  Please!

GWA: The Scales are Tipped

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  HAPPY TUESDAY!ADJUST THOSE ATTITUDES....SHARE THE GRATITUDE!

Dear Blogger,

Thanks for being down this morning.  I really needed to get the finishing touches on my post done and you were down.  That gave me time to twiddle my thumbs, read all my Wordpress blog friends, consume copious amounts of caffeine so that I developed the jitters.  Yes, the gacked out tweeker look works well for me.  It at least makes NickJr and Sprout television tolerable.  My brain is working in overdrive so talking pigs just seem...normal.  Yes..thanks indeed Blogger.

Sincerely,

Blog Addicted Momma

Dear BitchAssHo Scale,

Thanks for nothing.  Thanks for all the words of encouragement.  You know, the words you screamed at me when I stepped on you this week.  Oh, and there really wasn't any need for the laughter, and the "I told you so" remarks.  I mean, saying "get off my back fatass" really did suffice.  I realize that I have strayed way far off the LIB path.  I realize that I have gained back what I lost.  I know this.  But you, you have to be mean and hateful.  So I am considering replacing you.  That's right you mouthy bitchassho scale.  I thank you for encouraging me to get Wii Fit.  And just so you know....I am back on track starting now.  I got the rest of the year to meet my goal, and I have until April 30th for the challenge.  So HA!

Disrespectfully,

LIB Momma

Dear SpringBreak,
Thank you for coming the week after all my friends have Spring Break.  I really didn't want the ability to go and plan things for the children that included my friends and their children.  I appreciate that now it will be just me and the bambinos.  We needed some more one on one time.  We don't get enough of that.  I certainly appreciate that you were just thinking of us.
Ungratefully,
Will be wound tight next week Momma

Happy Tuesday Smackers!  Thank those people, places and things that need some attitude!  Then come back and link up!

LOVE!

Sixty Seconds or Monday Minute

The original PIMP Daddy, Ian of The Daily Dose of Reality is hosting the Monday Minutes and I am playing along.  All you have to do is cut and paste his questions and add that awesome button up there and voila!  Presto Magic!  Post!

Why did you start blogging?

I've answered this question before, but really, I started blogging to get in the daily habit of writing and pushing the creativity envelope for myself so that I will get off my badonka donk and write that bloody book everyone keeps telling me to.

Name one other blogger and list their URL that deserves special attention for whatever reason you choose.

GregoryJ of Day to Day and Living My Life, Whatever. You all will remember I asked you to go and admonish him for behavior unbecoming a proper blogger. Well, he has apologized. Left it up on his blogs, AND contacted those he trespassed against personally as well. Put your big girl panties on and accept the apology and welcome a fellow blogger back to the web.  He says he is quitting.  Remind him that it is his space to do with as he pleases.  We are an accepting group.  Apologies are accepted and we move past those things.  Gone, forgotten.  It's done.  Don't quit unless that is what is best for you in your personal life.

Name one of your heroes in life. Someone that you know or knew personally.

My son Kooper. The KoopMeister. He is the kindest most compassionate soul. He cares about everyone, and he judges no one. We could all take a lesson from his playbook. He really just shows love and tenderness to everyone he comes in contact with. Makes for one VERY PROUD Momma!

Whose feet smell worse, yours or mine?

Definitely yours. I am almost OCD about my feet. Scrub them, soften them, peppermint oil them and make them purty! (That's pretty for you non-redneck talkers.)

Which TV show's setting would you most like to live in?

It's not on anymore, but I'm going with ALIAS. That would make me a badass spy. I could travel all over the world, have multiple identies, speak a gazillion languages and protect my country. Plus, that Michael Vartan? HAWT!

Alright folks see you tomorrow.  It's Tuesday...and you know what that means!!

Calling all "Family" Members

Well, yesterday I posted some fierce words.  Cause NOBODY messes with my friends in their space.  Our blogging community banded together, like we do, to make sure that everyone knew that, THAT kind of hate will not be tolerated.

But family is more than that.  We support each other in good times and bad.  And when someone is in need?  We call the family out in numbers.

My very dear friend Stephanie over at The Blue Zoo is having a rough time.  I want you all to go over and support her!  Her daddy is sick and her family needs our support.  Prayers.  Words of encouragement, and for those of you who can, and feel moved to, donations.  (There is a raffle for donations.  You could win some great stuff like a laptop.  I'm not saying that it was knocked off a truck or anything....but you know "FAMILY")

Now, get on over to Steph's place and give her your support. Or I'll bust out some knee caps. Kidding. Totally KIDDING.  Now...go.  Do!  Support!  LOVE YOUR FAMILY!

Comments are closed.  GO leave your words of LOVE for Steph.

Zgirl "Soprano" joins the Blogfia

Look at this pretty new button!

Princess of Sarcasm posted this yesterday!  Ain't it purty?  Do you know what it means? It means nobody messes with us up in our blog space without our friends coming to support us.  It means we are family.  Blogging family.  Sure there are always squabbles, just like with any family (you only children out there don't understand, but the rest of us???  we totally know one day you love your sister/brother the next day maybe not so much).  POS posted this after having to stick up for everyone's buddy Meeko.  


Today?  I am busting out my inner blogging "Soprano" and joining The Godfather Princess and sticking up for my family too.
 
Yesterday....Tracie of Stir Fried Awesomeness (love her....little girl crush going on..Shhhh!) posted about a date from hell where she coined the phrase starter penis.  Funny shit right?  Yeah...I thought so too.  So did my LIB partner Dual Mom over at We're at Dad's That Week.  So Dual Mom posted her own "starter penis" story.  If you didn't read those...you need to.  Good stuff I tell you.  FUNNY!

Well apparently Gregory J from Day To Day and Living My Life, Whatever did not appreciate Dual Mom's post.  So much so, that instead of doing the classy thing and clicking off, and unfollowing?  He felt the need to comment and call names.  He called her the "c" word.  That's right ladies and gents.  Called her cunt.  Now, I know you are all outraged!  SO. AM. I.  I use a lot of foul language.  Hell, I can embarrass sailors with my potty mouth.  BUT THAT WORD?  Isn't used by people with any class or dignity.  PERIOD.  But, the story doesn't stop here my friends.  OH NO.  Not only did he call Dual Mom "the word that shall not be spoken again", he went to the blogs of those who commented and also called them the "word that shall not be spoken again".


I am not even kidding.  WHO DOES THAT?  WHO?  FUCKTARD!

Oh...and then....then there was this little gem.  Brea of Brea's Befuddled Brain his blog worshiping little bitch.  She couldn't leave it alone and let FUCKTARD be low class.  No..she also had to add in her low class two cents. 
  
**Update** I guess being dickless truly is Gregory's problem.  It appears that in order to avoid facing up to his "word of hate" he has made his blogs unviewable.  Here is his profile.  There is email available.  I won't post his email address, cause I am classy like that.  BUT SHOW HIM THE FAMILY LOVE!

Love!