So, the other night we are sitting on the couch watching The People's Choice Awards (PCA). I have to say, um....what the hell? I love Queen Latifah. I really do, but her hosting was a train wreck. Also....not the point of this post.
Brief child recap for new Smackers. I have 5 children. Kenna is 19, in nursing school. Michael, stepson is 12. Kooper is my ADHD 11yr old. Kamden (mini-me) is my ADHD 8yr old. Belly is my 10mth old
So...back to the PCA's. We're watching. If you're just tuning in, Mini-Me is obsessed with Taylor Swift. He's asked Santa for her the last two years running for Christmas. Not her cd's. Not tickets to her concerts. HER. Live in person, Taylor Swift for Kamden to keep. He's a true celeb stalker in the making. Or perhaps he'll move to LA and become the stalkerazzi.
Anycrazyphotog...we're watching the PCAs. The Country Female Artist category comes on. My hormonal prepubescent tweens are all eyes on the screen! Taylor Swift is announced. Mini-me squeals with delight! "Go Taylor...it has to be Taylor...there is no one but Taylor!" Kooper rolls his eyes. Then Carrie Underwood is announced last. Kooper yells "OH YEAH! She's the one! She should win!"
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCHHHH!
This is where is got hairy. There was almost a girl fight in the middle of my living room.
Kamden to Koop: "WHAT?"
Kamden to Koop: "Um....you just think she should win because she's hot."
*blink blink*
Kooper looks at me. I look at him. We have an understanding. Something along the lines of pot...kettle...BLACK!
Kooper to Kam: "Seriously???????"
Kamden gives us both "the look" then proceeds to share with us that his interest in Taylor Swift is all about her talent. She's a "gifted songwriter".
Kooper to the room at large, but in Kamden's general direction: "Yeah. Oh. Kay! Talent. Mmm-hmm!" Under his breath and he leaves room. "Like I said, then Carrie should win."
Kamden: "I heard that."
There is never a dull moment folks. NEVER.
Here is an example of the madness. It's long. You don't have to watch the whole thing to get the gist.
HAPPY FRIDAY SMACKERS!
15 comments:
Oh, that is funny!
Smack down in the living room - love it!
LMBO!
*snort*
They're already fighting over girls. Eeeek!
Oh, that is hilarious!!!
Oh wow. If there had been a girl fight it would have been HILARIOUS!!
that is quite a family that you have!!! LOL!
and happy new year to you! may the cash come rolling in for you soon (and for me too, por favor)! :)
hahahaha!!! I love that!
Love it!!
It's character building...and I love it when it happens in someone else's house.
I have to say your recap was so entertaining. I loved the "Oh. Kay!" It's like I was there.
hahaha....gotta agree abt Queen Latifa as hostess too! I only watched a few minutes of it.
I agree about Queen Latifah! The show wasn't that great!
Your kids looked like they were having tons of fun! :)
Too Funny! Since I have all girls I get the girl fights on a regular basis around here but I really enjoyed your boys interpretation! Hee Hee
So who won? And how did it end? I just don't watch the awards shows and now I am curious! Mostly about Kamden's reaction. ;-)
Ok, BIL looks like a 70's porn star and should be ashamed to walk around looking like that. Also, a photo of him looking this way should be saved as evidence if he chooses to renew his stylist license as allowing him to legally so hair while allowing his to look so bad should be illegal.
That said, I can't believe Koop kicked his pansy butt! Wow.
See, this is true love to me! I needed a sibling or five!
BIG SAD FACE....whatever is posted or embedded wont load for me...I don't know why WHAAAAAAA
I can just IMAGINE the sound of that fight lmao
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