Uh...I'm guessing your Anon commentor up there has a small dick. Everyone knows that fatasses can lose weight but small dicks you're stuck with. Oh and the improper use of your vs you're also screams small dick (small brain...same thing).
Thanks for the shoutout! Figured the Thankful reminders were the way to go. Helps keep life in perspective these days...and the body count down *big cheeser grin*
Wow.... Sounds like Captain Smalldick up there needed a boost in the passive aggressive department there. Too bad we all know who he is and how much he sucks at life and my no means find his insults insulting but more entertaining....
I'm thankful for you, Momma... And the rest of the BBBishes! Love you!
Small dick blog stalking syndrome: is an informal term used to describe an asshat obsessed with his former wife's BFF. Little dicks, for short, suffer from delusions of grandeur. Often claiming to be at their most happy, even though their actions clearly show otherwise. They are full of hate and often the most miserable dicks on the planet. It is common for them to blame others for their mistakes. Their warped sense of reality confuses them into believing their own garbage. When their attempts to control people fail they lash out in childish activities, ie stealing panties or leaving nasty anonymous comments.
Yes, I have a degree in assholes aka little dicks!
I'm totally with ya, except for maybe the duct tape one...not touching that one ;) and just a side note to the anon asshole - you CAN be traced. Momma has a lot of friends.
I'm thankful for caffeine and chocolate too. And I think it's a good thing a lot of us don't carry weapons around with us cause we'd probably end up in prison for shootin' some asswipe like Mr. Anon up there! wth? ~:o
The Smack Talker
I'm a fast talkin', smack talkin', food lovin', recipe writin', ADHD sufferin', joke tellin', wit swappin', SNARKTASTIC mommy of five. I married Prince Charming who just so happens to be a Star Wars geek, and we are living happily ever after. I tend to over share, lose my cool and make rash generalizations. I'm teaching my kids to love everyone and appreciate all things. Did I mention I love FOOD?
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Your thankful for anything you can stuff into your fat ass, obese mouth!
I totally lost my train of thought now.
Maybe it's my ADD...or maybe I'm shocked into silence by the anonymous comment.
Uh...I'm guessing your Anon commentor up there has a small dick. Everyone knows that fatasses can lose weight but small dicks you're stuck with. Oh and the improper use of your vs you're also screams small dick (small brain...same thing).
Thanks for the shoutout! Figured the Thankful reminders were the way to go. Helps keep life in perspective these days...and the body count down *big cheeser grin*
Wow.... Sounds like Captain Smalldick up there needed a boost in the passive aggressive department there. Too bad we all know who he is and how much he sucks at life and my no means find his insults insulting but more entertaining....
I'm thankful for you, Momma... And the rest of the BBBishes! Love you!
Well... Guess we all know who has a small penis!
No wonder why he feels compelled to open his pie hole and blow. Trying to compensate.
Momma B, I am thankful for you and our Bishes.
*Hugs*
Small dick blog stalking syndrome: is an informal term used to describe an asshat obsessed with his former wife's BFF. Little dicks, for short, suffer from delusions of grandeur. Often claiming to be at their most happy, even though their actions clearly show otherwise. They are full of hate and often the most miserable dicks on the planet. It is common for them to blame others for their mistakes. Their warped sense of reality confuses them into believing their own garbage. When their attempts to control people fail they lash out in childish activities, ie stealing panties or leaving nasty anonymous comments.
Yes, I have a degree in assholes aka little dicks!
Sorry! Couldn't help myself! Can't wait to find out about the big news!
I'm thankful for my sissy! And all that she does for me and my husband!!
WTF is up with Annonymous?? Geez...get a life!
Anywhoozle...I love that you can be thankful for these things...especially the weapon one! ;)
I'm totally with ya, except for maybe the duct tape one...not touching that one ;) and just a side note to the anon asshole - you CAN be traced. Momma has a lot of friends.
Huh, totally shocked... Don't even know what to say!
I am with you on antibacterial gel oh yeah and the weapon one.
I'm thankful for caffeine and chocolate too. And I think it's a good thing a lot of us don't carry weapons around with us cause we'd probably end up in prison for shootin' some asswipe like Mr. Anon up there! wth? ~:o
Damn it! I love PINT and I forgot...again lol!
Well holy hell, I just saw the comment from Captin Annon up there. Some people are pathetic, he should get a life...and a penile implant! F*cker!
whoa. anonysnark totally blew me away and i can't forget what i was gonna say.
I am thankful for you and your blog!! You are a sweetheart!!
Can you get ADD at 57? I feel like I am!
Geez. Nice comment ya got there. Asshole.
Anyways - I am also thankful for caffeine!! =)
Why does anonymous remain anonymous when it appears everyone knows who small weens is.
Just makes the person appear to be not only an asshole but an insecure asshole. Hmm.
LMAO! Anonymous stalkers SUCK! Cowards!
I am thankful as well for caffeine and duct tape!!!
And funny people like you to read when I can! You always crack me up!
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