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Why Wednesday and The Recipe for Awsomesauce

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

It's hump day Smackers.  I'm feeling a little punchy.  Not sleeping will do that to you.  So I was just pondering the the wonders of the world.  You know, typical fair for a Wednesday morning at Casa di Romano.

What was I pondering you ask?  Really important shit.  You know, like....

Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?  Like I should worry....my computer never gets turned off.  Ever.

Why are the numbers on my phone backwards from my computer and calculator?  Is it just to fuck with me?  Or is it built in protection for drunk dialing?


Why is the word abbreviation so long?



Why do overlook and oversee mean two totally different things?


Why do we call people who are depressed blue?  Aren't blue skies happy?  From now on, we should call them gray.


Why do we call it taking a dump?  It's really leaving a dump.


Why do we know everything as teenagers and then know nothing as parents?


Why are Star Wars fans called geeks, and Star Trek fans just called Trekies?  WTF?


Why are pirates, ninjas, monkeys, unicorns and rainbows so freaking awesome?  I mean seriously, can you even think of anything cooler than a badass pirate ninja monkey, riding a unicorn, bareback, on a double rainbow?




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AWESOMESAUCE


Don't forget tomorrow is SHARE A SPOON.  Servin' up SALADS!  Join me!  Bring a salad fork!

13 comments:

Buffee said...

And you say I'm the weird one? *rolling my eyes*

Ninja monkey pirates are about the coolest thing ever, but riding a unicorn (a little gay)? Just sayin!

Dee said...

The only thing better that I can think of would be a pirate ninja monkey llama, riding a unicorn, bareback, on a double rainbow! Just sayin'!

Shell said...

Lmao @ what = awesomesauce.

The Blue Zoo said...

You're hilarious!

And its definitely protection from drunk dialing.

Yankee Girl said...

There is nothing cooler than a ninja pirate. Period.

Ed said...

Ha!

I see great minds like alike.

Meaning, we spend too much of our time wondering about random shit no one else seems to care about.

Quirkyloon said...

Hee hee.

You wrote awesomesauce!

My son and I say that to each other all the time!

*high five*

Dual Mom said...

I want some of what you're smoking!

MiMi said...

Hahahaha!! It really is LEAVING a dump. I don't want it, I'm leaving it!!

Mammatalk said...

You make much sense...as always!

That One Mom said...

The stars at night,
Are big and bright,
*clap clap clap*
Deep in the heart of Texas!!!

Can you believe they built the Alamo without a basement?!?! What a tragedy,

Michelle Pixie said...

I laughed my whole way through this list! Only because I have thought all of the same things!! You are a riot! ;-)

gayle said...

I want whatever you give Dual Mom!! So funny!!