Adios 2009! I am kicking you to the curb. Each and every shitty bit of you! Please don't take offense. You earned a proper jackass send off. Everything about 2009 sucked. Except my sweet family, they were great, but everything else? GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE! Buh-BYE! C-Ya! Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya!
Well, now that I got that outta my system, I'm freakin' tired. Whew!
Anykick, looking forward to something better, sweeter, more resolved in 2010. So what does everyone do this time of year? They make resolutions that let's face it, last about a week. I don't think I have ever made New Year's Resolutions before. Nope, not that I can remember. I mean I make goals, but I do that all the time anyway. And really? I am way to ADD to make a YEAR LONG GOAL. It would be ridiculous to think that I could even recall what my train of thought was a year later. PUH-LEEEEEZE!
But I have put some thought into this and I think I have some resolutions. GASP! WHA? Did she just say resolutionS? PLURAL? YEP SHE DID! Do not adjust your monitors. You did read that right. But before you all get your fancy pants, overall britches and pretty panties all bunched up....simmer down. Let me 'splain it ya!
Here is my list:
I resolve to not sweat the small stuff. (Not that my bitching about it will be any less, just not gonna sweat it. Apparently there will be enough of that(sweating) going on when I am being whipped into shape by The Dominatrix aka Dual Mom)
I resolve to correct asshats walking in the outdoor (cause really, that shit pisses me off, and if they can't read I will direct them to the nearest adult literacy center.)
I resolve to eat less and exercise more. (Cause Dual Mom is an evil hooker whore and is forcing this diet shit down my throat.)
I resolve to blog it with attitude and up the ante on a regular basis. (Shock and awe people, shock and awe)
I resolve to clean my house more. (Or get a job so I can hire someone to do it! Hey, I will be creating two jobs. Bonus! Just consider it me doing what I can to stimulate the economy!)
I resolve to produce a graduated adult and get her ass in college! (Love ya darling daughter but it's time for you to experience the great big WORLD. Good Luck with that!)
Well I must say, that is about all the resolving I can do for the moment. I may come up with more, but, for now, THAT IS ALL.
SO WELCOME 2010! Don't let me down!
Let's ring it in bitches!